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Ali Tha Great

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they should make jerking it a sport
« on: August 18, 2008, 10:49:22 PM »
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OG Hack Wilson

Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 09:12:04 AM »
its called "soccer"
Quote from: Now_I_Know on September 10, 2001, 04:19:36 PM
This guy aint no crip, and I'm 100% sure on that because he doesn't type like a crip, I know crips, and that fool is not a crip.


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Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 08:46:14 PM »
 

Johnny B

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Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 09:19:48 PM »
wtf, this is his 3rd thread related to "jerking it."
 

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Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2008, 05:01:58 AM »
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*
 

OG Hack Wilson

Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2008, 09:12:42 AM »
Quote from: Now_I_Know on September 10, 2001, 04:19:36 PM
This guy aint no crip, and I'm 100% sure on that because he doesn't type like a crip, I know crips, and that fool is not a crip.


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Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 09:24:03 AM »
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*


you only say that because you love jerking it
 

Ali Tha Great

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Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2008, 09:26:18 AM »
 

Chad Vader

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Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2008, 09:35:59 AM »
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C4 to cover marathon masturbation session
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23185910-details/C4+to+cover+marathon+masturbation+session/article.do

Channel 4 is to screen footage from Britain's first ' marathon masturbation' event.
Hundreds of sexual exhibitionists - both male and female - are expected to attend the charity event in Central London early next month.
A 60-minute documentary, entitled W***athon, will follow in the autumn.
'We feel this is exactly the type of provocative and mischievous programming that Channel 4 should be covering in the 11pm slot,' said Andrew MacKenzie,
the broadcaster's factual entertainment commissioning editor.
'Masturbation is something many people do but it is something not many people talk about.'

But John Beyer, head of Mediawatch, which campaigns against 'offensive' issues in the media, condemned the planned broadcast.
He said: 'Channel 4 is a public broadcaster and, under the Communications Act, it should not carry material-which would cause public offence.
'[Broadcasting watchdogs] cannot do anything until people complain after the programme is shown,
so we are calling for Culture, Media and Sport Secretary Tessa Jowell to intervene.'

Scotland Yard said it was unlikely to intervene because obscenity laws 'were always a matter of interpretation'.
The W***athon is the brainchild of the San Francisco-based Centre for Sex and Culture, which holds similar events in the US to help safe-sex groups.
Prizes will be on offer for those who have the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest
- the record is eight-and-a-half hours.
Faked orgasms are not allowed and competitors who break this rule three times can expect to be disqualified.

However, the invigilators, who will also be naked, have not said how they expect to spot 'fakers'
 

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Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2008, 09:40:39 AM »
^^Damn...even C4 is covering soccer now.
 

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Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2008, 09:42:50 AM »

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Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2008, 10:00:32 AM »
 

"THE" MoSav

Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 01:17:24 PM »
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*

all those signs are obsurd. how does nebody c :P

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Re: they should make jerking it a sport
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2008, 02:21:13 PM »
its called "soccer"

"soccer"> *  insert any other sport*


you only say that because you love jerking it

and you only say that because you're a ignorant American, one of many :o