Author Topic: Lil Bow Wow (Whack as fuck)  (Read 148 times)

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Lil Bow Wow (Whack as fuck)
« on: April 05, 2001, 08:14:58 PM »
Yo, I know this rhyme is whack as fuck, but it's kinda funny too...It's about Lil Bow Wow..I did it in 3 mins..And it's my second ever rhyme (Not counting the gay Bizzare one)


Song:Lil Owe Owe (Tha Queer)
By:N.I.K



Hair Nappy/
And he’s happy/
Ass full of dick/
Now it’s stiched up cuz the dick was to thick/
Limo driver fucks while he has an orgasm/
His ass starts to bleed then the Limo driver passed it/
The Body gaurd fuckin’ with joy
While the Limo drivers screamin “suck it Lil boy!”/
Lil Bow Wow/
Is now Lil Owe Owe/
Lil Faggot! Do the crip walk Now!/
Da Brat was the first bitch he ever had/
He didn’t like pussy so he sucked dick Dumbass Fag!/
He lost his virginity/
And likes it in the ass/
He’s still going through puberty/
And already gave head to a man/
Now his asshole is ripped/
After all that pain he still payed the Driver a tip/
But now he gotta sit on a pillow for weaks/
But even that  hurts, cuz The Bodygaurd ripped his butt-cheeks!/
Ya’ll know he ain’t nothing but a bitch ass ho/
He masterbates to Black Rob video’s like “Whoa!”/
He gets tossed to the driver of his limo/
Then they start to "Bounce With Him"/
Fuckin’ him in the ass so hard, they dicks get limp/
Fuckin’ wanna-be pimp/
Claiming he got game/
But before he passed out he heard them saying "What's My Name?"/
Then he told Jermaine/
And started to complain/
Then he turns him around and did the same thang/
Doing it wild/
Doggystyle/
Body Gaurd, Limo Driver, and JD all piled!/
He starts to cry, swift constant motion/
He begs to stop/
Then J.E. brings the lotion/
Starting some horny ass comotion/
Running their train into the tunnel like a locomototive/
I hear you going to El Camino next year/
Well I'm goin there to, so you better have some fear/
And just in case you didnt hear/
I'll say it to ya face loud and clear/
I'll shout so hard you'll lose ya ear/
LIL OWE OWE AINT NUTTHING BUT A FAKE ASS QUEER!!!!/


hahah





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Re: Lil Bow Wow (Whack as fuck)
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2001, 09:01:54 PM »
It almost matches perfect with that Bow Wow's "What's My Name"
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Re: Lil Bow Wow (Whack as fuck)
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2002, 01:49:45 PM »
why you clowin on little bow wow

its funny though
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Re: Lil Bow Wow (Whack as fuck)
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2002, 02:25:04 PM »
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why you clowin on little bow wow



lol cause hes jealous
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Re: Lil Bow Wow (Whack as fuck)
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2002, 04:48:49 PM »
whyd u bring this shit up...its like 20 years old, this is like when i started rhyming, ignore it, it sucks shit...
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