It's May 23, 2024, 09:57:37 AM
'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
Prove to me the wind. Show me the wind man. I want proof of that shit. Cuz I don't see it.
wtf?? he didnt feel his lips burning up?
LMAO that aint a rookie mistake..thats just dumb! haha
My mate sneezed an 8th of cocaine over his carpet just as he was about to snort a linewasnt funny at the time though
shit i got somewhen i was 16 i was a sophmore in high school and me and 2 of my best friends were driving around town smoking and my best friend was like the star quarterback for the football team and we are smokin dodi getting blitzed as fuck in his truck and he is driving and im riding shotgun and i tell him hey dogg run over that squirrel and he said ok and stomped on the gas and ran over the squirrel and me and my other homie was like "dude wtf we was just playing dogg" he was like "man i didnt even mean to i wanted to scare it" so we bust a U-y and see the squirrell is just suffering fuckin berly breathing and my homie looks at us in an all serious face and says "im gonna hafta finish him off" and runs over his head LOLthan after that he goes to football and goes to his game and me and my other boy that was blazing with him were like dude how the fuck is he gonna play high as fuck we could berly get here to the game n shit...the very first play of the first game he throws a perfect touchdown pass and we end up winning that gameafter the game we are like "dogg how did you do that you were blown as fuck" he was like "i did it for the squirrel i felt bad so i promised i would throw a touchdown for him"