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morbidenigma

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Suicide(nearly a serious thread)
« on: January 15, 2009, 04:57:49 AM »
Could waking up every morning next to someone with bad breath be the straw that breaks the camels back? the drop that made the glass overflow?

Also is it objective the amount of anti-suicide proganda there is? Shouldn't they more of a balance, where the vast benefits are highlited? i.e you get to find out what really happens when you die? you also get to meet Tupac and Biggie(depending on whether you prefer west coast or east coast hip hop), you could ask Biggie if he thinks the Notorious film was an accurate portrayal of him and meeting Tupac would put to bed the conspiracy theories that his still alive.

Also research allegedly shows that men are much more succesful at managing to commit suicide, that's just another example how men have more competencies then women, and still feminists insist on being treated on a level par to us. What does the high failure rate of attempted suicides show you? Its show that people ain't been taught how to do it properly, or the fact there they are no "self-help" books. The lack of reading material is alarming.  I mean even the inferior sex(women) have books telling them to reach orgasms. The embarrasment of having the face your friends after a failed suicide attempt is often more difficult then the decision too go through with a suicide attempt. This back could use slogans such as "its to die for" or "your gonna wish you dead it before " and a "guaranteed fatality or your money back" disclaimer. This book wouldn't obviously come cheap, so it in the unlikely event of a suicide being unsuccesul customers would at least have the consolation of a refund.

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« Last Edit: January 17, 2009, 04:49:00 AM by Momo »
 

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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 05:27:10 AM »
tripped out topic. my friend hung himself on a weight set, his baby bro found him. add that to your book!

people that commit suicide i think are selfish, but at the same time they must have been going through some serious shit to just call it quits like that, so i cant judge.
 

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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 07:44:23 AM »


Also research allegedly shows that men are much more succesful at managing to commit suicide, that's just another example how men have more competencies then women, and still feminists insist on being treated on a level par to us. What does the high failure rate of attempted suicides show you? Its show that people ain't been taught how to do it properly, or the fact there they are no "self-help" books. The lack of reading material is alarming.  I mean even the inferior sex(women) have books telling them to reach orgasms. The embarrasment of having the face your friends after a failed suicide attempt is often more difficult then the decision too go through with a suicide attempt. This back could use slogans such as "its to die for" or "your gonna wish you dead it before " and a "guaranteed fatality or your money back" disclaimer. This book wouldn't obviously come cheap, so it in the unlikely event of a suicide being unsuccesul customers would at least have the consolation of a refund.


Not every suicide attempt fails because the person is too stupid, sometimes because s/he wants  attention, it's a way of expressing their condition. Women are drama queens, that's why more of them survive the attempt.
It's somehow selfish to kill yourself, but sometimes understandable. It's not understandable when you kill yourself by jumping in front of the train, that's the worst way of suicide. Those people are really selfish.
 

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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 08:23:47 AM »
Homie, after reading a lot of your posts...you are either a huge joker, someone with huge female issues, or someone with some serious mental issues.  Please seek help in cases 2 or 3.  Talk with a professional about this stuff.  There is lots of help out there.  Stay up.
 

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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 08:39:57 AM »
hey OG this is boozy, I had a friend who comitted suicide right before his second child because she left him, the fucked up thing is at first she really wanted me, but I knew he wanted her so I let him take a crack at it, I thought I was doin something nice, thinkin of my homie before me, when it happend I was like damn maybe if I would of just been with this bitch he would still be alive, but it just comes to show if someone wants ta do it, they will, there are no accidents, there are no mistakes when it comes to that, all it comes down to is conviction
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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2009, 09:34:48 AM »
if i committed suicide i would murk mad cops right before i did...just thought you guys should know that  :scarface:
 

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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2009, 10:57:29 AM »
Suicide is not kool
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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2009, 12:48:53 PM »
Homie, after reading a lot of your posts...you are either a huge joker, someone with huge female issues, or someone with some serious mental issues.  Please seek help in cases 2 or 3.  Talk with a professional about this stuff.  There is lots of help out there.  Stay up.

haha

it wernt serious mate
 

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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2009, 01:02:29 PM »
People that wana kill themselves have madddddd chemical imbalances.. all they need is medication- MDMA TO THE RESCUE! 8) :D
 

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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2009, 04:02:17 PM »
Homie, after reading a lot of your posts...you are either a huge joker, someone with huge female issues, or someone with some serious mental issues.
 

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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2009, 04:49:30 PM »
you also get to meet Tupac and Biggie
at this point i started laughing out loud, and stopped reading.
you, momo, are a fucking idiot. kill yourself. NOW!
 

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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2009, 02:11:03 PM »
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It's not understandable when you kill yourself by jumping in front of the train, that's the worst way of suicide. Those people are really selfish.
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yeh they really are selfish cos it means delays for everybody trying to get home. I'd prefer it they just jumped in front of a bus.
 

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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2009, 08:14:55 PM »
People that wana kill themselves have madddddd chemical imbalances.. all they need is medication- MDMA TO THE RESCUE! 8) :D

did you just discover x or something? lol you seem to relate everything to it
 

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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2009, 08:51:01 PM »
People that wana kill themselves have madddddd chemical imbalances.. all they need is medication- MDMA TO THE RESCUE! 8) :D

did you just discover x or something? lol you seem to relate everything to it

lmao...flloyd fell off!  ::)
 

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Re: Suicide(a nearly serious thread)
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2009, 09:56:38 PM »
People that wana kill themselves have madddddd chemical imbalances.. all they need is medication- MDMA TO THE RESCUE! 8) :D

yeah right like mdma is gonna help  ;)