maxi-padz //VS\\ tha7th (maxis last battle solo)

[maxi-padz]

aight this mah last battle solo..
i felt i wanted tha7th to have the honour (lol) caus in my eyes hes the Most Improved Rhymer
and hes very ill now... so me n him gonna virtually key our verse...

RULES:
frist to 5
no crew votes..

DONT FUCKEN SLEEP WE VOTE ON UR SHIT...

peace
~1~

[maxi-padz]

this my last battle verse, to rip tha7th wit such "enery" that it "hertz"/  *1*
I know u take dick inserts caus u got all defensive when i caught u at the backstreet boys concerts/
shit that punch works, i "unsettle ya stomache" caus ya "shit" and to give u the "squirts"/ *2*
No one wants to hear you, do i gotta break "Masta P's jaw" to show "Silence is Golden"?/ *3*
Whip out my "fists of fury", to show my "violence is holdin", the elite aliance-is-foldin/
you couldn't come half as ill if i was Dr. Evil and you were my "Mini-Me"/
ya feelin-me u gots a lotta hosti-ty, i steal ya vic-tory call me "prince of Thieves" screamen "back to the trees"/ *4*
I'll bust ya face for a buck-or-a-pound, you think i'm ducking-a-clown?/
I placed ya mother, aunt and sister in a "circle" so I could start "fucking-aRound"/
I hope ya knuckling-down, but ya shook, and you fear me really-though/
Matter of fact, I have tha7th "pinned back", like Ushers ears-in-videos/
Cos imma make you "swallow the sun", then beat the "living daylights" out-of-you/
fuck-ya-crew im rip-ing-you get a clue foo caus im winning by putting half my best in it/
i kill ya in 1 minute, u beating me is as "ridiculous" as a "serious vote from infinite"/
this fag is shamed, ya weaponless as i take ya firearms to "shrinken ya reach"/
you thinking im weak? i'll "create soldiers with my words", have you killed by a "figure of speech"/
i can beat this bitch in my "sleep", even in "dream land this fucker don't seem fast"/
with the speed of sonic i'll "break ya bones" while "snoring", have you stuck in a "dream-cast"/ *5*
Told ya u was gonna get a blast, so just "re-treat", like "halloween" was "twice-a-year"/  *6*
You aint the type-i-fear, the reason man, simply cos you spit-too-soft/  
So i'mma "liquidize you're matter", then drink you, just to "piss-you-off"/
I'm too sick-to-cough, you "trash" kid, and you'll get "swept-when-i-enter"/
And ya wont know if ya "up or down", cos ya got beaten "left-right-and-centre"...

EXPLANATIONS FOR WORD PLAY AND PUNCHES
*1* - enery = electricity herts= measurement of electricity
*2* - unsettled stomach, ya rhymes shit, squirts , diahrea
*3* - master P's gold teeth, self explanitory
*4* - prince of theive = robin hood in the movie yelled back to teh trees
*5* - break ya bones, snoring, as in sleep with ya bones in a cast, dream cast meaning sega
*6* - re-treat=do it again halloween twice

g'luck
peace
~1~

[ZILLA THA GOODFELLA]

3rd battle...here we go again..............Last time I guess...............I just like 2 say my battles wit Maxi have alwayz been tha most fun and tha most Challenging ever online...............This fool brings tha best outta me 4 real...............

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Check it out................


When My led spits it penetrates your vest quick/ Tissue rips, observe yur chest split/
Weltin yur face with lacerations/
Frontal lobe sensations, lackin verbal communications/
U fuckin smurf.....if u were any shorter i'd label u "abbreviation"/
Battlin me is like a complete body amputation/ Break ya bones and tear ur limbs resulting in abnormality invasion/
U couldnt spit "shit" cuz im "stain"-less/ U never "mind" cuz yur "brain"-less/
U couldnt "catch" my flow if it was "contageous"/
Im not scared cuz u couldnt get "dangerous" if you spit on a "dead" line/
Even if yur "speedin" yur lyrics couldnt get "fined"/
Yur rhymes couldnt "stand" out if they were "underlined"/
I'll wrap yur fuckin lips around my barrel and toke my guns smoke/
Leave u wit spinal "trauma" and yur back broke/
I impale u wit my rival rhymes/ Kill u and curse yur grave like voodoo tribal finds/
I leave you showing paramedics no vital signs/
Nail yur ass 2 an upside down cross is my selection/
Drown you in holy water just break gods reflection/
Tha battle realm is my section son, so learn yur lesson/
Crush your self-esteem till you screamed/ resulted in a blood scheme/
With an extreme gore theme/ U are now a witness of tha Elite regime/
Im tha7th bitch, a "dumber" mofo like "Jim Carrey"/ But I maintain and stay tight like tha Virgin Mary/
Save yur breath u "tampon wannabe" no prayer could ever save u/
U just got slayed foo/ Heaven is waitin 4 u/ Me and Doggystylin dug yur grave too/
After this, don't ever call me out again or even mention me/ Cause you've officially been wasted lyrically and mentally/ I have taken over, Fuck tha 21st, this is tha7th century.............  

[infinite59]

Maxi.......I was really impressed with your verse this time......But remember when tha 7th said he wasn't going to vote on Pr1mo's battle.... Well I'm not going to vote on your battle for the same reason.....peace.... But I'll continue to vote on battles you have after this one (hope you come back dog, seriously, we need you) .. so you know there's no beef....peace

[maxi-padz]

vote on this shit.. dont sleep on me know...

[Hittman]

Can I Vote Or Will People Say I'm Dickriding.  

[maxi-padz]

well it says no crew votes... i'll speak to tha7th later if we getten no votes.. but dun vote yet..
~1~

[Tecknine]

I believe this one is a tie Boys......I cannot decide

[Sub-Z]

tha7th

[maxi-padz]

coem back and explain that shit sub.. then it counts.. me n tha7th discussed it..
~1~

[HBKid_Jr]

its hard but imma say tha 7th, it was close,  i though his flowed better but maxi had sum funny punch lines,  myfavorite lines  was proberly tha7th's "With an extreme gore theme/ U are now a witness of tha Elite regime/
Im tha7th bitch, a "dumber" mofo like "Jim Carrey"/ But I maintain and stay tight like tha Virgin Mary/ "

[Sub-Z]

i was just feelin 7ths shit more, his shit was sharp and he had a better flow, i just liked his lyrics better and they sounded better to me, this shit was close, but i give it to tha7th....... is that enough?

[maxi-padz]

yeeh man u just gotta explain in which areas he beat me..

2-0 tha7th

[DarkM@GICI@N]

aight niggas and bitches here's what I think....
both ya'll niggas was blazen...my vote...maxi...his shit was hot and the metaphors were funny...not takin anything from tha 7th...your shit was hot too .you get much respect from me I just think that maxi was tighter.
in the end...maxi wins

ps: If ya'll dont like my desicion....so what FUCK YA'LL

[Don Jacob]

hmmm it's pretty even but overall maxi made lagh with his punch lines more so i think i'd have to give him the nod...but it was pretty even