My Night Out, My Day In

[.:N-Imy:.]

Out on the streets at night looking for my next victim
But it pretty hard when you got half deaf eardrums
I think my mum jumped in both and knocked them the fuck out
All she ever did was scream and shout
"Please continue with the story and don't try to lie"
"Cause your brain is gone dry and ready to pack up and die"
Ok, ok all I wanted to do was steal the bitches purse
So I had to beat her to death and then realised I had killed Fred Durst
Oh shit, oh wait I'm not suppose to curse
Too bad I didn't get my mouth washed out with soap from the school nurse
I hated school so I acted like I was a fool with no brain tool
"Teacher, teacher what if I wanted to be a clown?"
"Well you can join the Insane Posse so sit your ass down"
"But miss isn't wearing make-up a sort of girl thing"
"Watch your mouth or I'll give them bitches a ring"
"Do you really think they would come down to this place?"
Yeah we could have a sumo wrestling race
Steal LL Cool J's arm and replace one of theirs with his
Watch the firework display "That's taken care of half of this business"
As for the other one hell I'll just use him as a punch bag
Keep going until that fucking face starts to sag
Knock the make-up right of their face
Don't your mum think you're a fucking disgrace
Steal your voice box, run up on stage and pretend to be Mystikal
But that would make me a comedian as people would find my voice hysterical
Throw me in a black box and let DMX and Mystikal speak
Who is who? Hell my mind has gone completely a bleak
What I ain't dumb it just they mouth sound too much the same
Now cause I dissed a few people your gonna hear my name

[bLaDe]

hey that wuz koo,  lol the part of fred durst cracked me up  

welcome bak