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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2009, 02:56:33 PM »
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 04, 2009, 02:55:12 PM
Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 04, 2009, 02:54:28 PM
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 04, 2009, 02:21:10 PM
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Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 03, 2009, 06:35:42 PM
lmao all the good jokes are dirty and/or racist.

"Wanna hear a dirty joke?....two kids playing in the mud together."

then say, "Wanna hear a clean joke?....two kids taking a shower together"

NO HOMO! :P

or if you want to get really corny you can say, "Who wrote the book Yellow River?"

"WHO?"

"I.P. Daily" ;D

Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 03, 2009, 11:16:20 AM
knock knock...

whose there?

Doggystylin

Doggystylin who?


exactly...

 :laugh:

use that one for class! ;D

lol
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2009, 03:01:33 PM »
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 04, 2009, 02:21:10 PM
A cowboy comes to town on friday, stays three days & then leaves on friday; how did he do it?!? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2009, 03:11:56 PM »
you know that joke about the boy who had cancer?






he died.
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2009, 03:12:54 PM »
Quote from: yishay. on March 04, 2009, 03:11:56 PM
you know that joke about the boy who had cancer?






he died.

LOL

FUCKED UP & ICEYYYY COLD! :-X
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2009, 03:19:46 PM »
Q: How can you prove that a dog is truly a man's best friend?









A: Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2009, 03:39:13 PM »
HAHA ^^^^ Classic


A man comes home to find his wife dressed in sexy lingerie, "Tie me up" She purred, "And you can do anything you want", So he tied her up and went to the football.  ;D
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2009, 03:40:58 PM »
Quote from: Paul on March 04, 2009, 03:39:13 PM
HAHA ^^^^ Classic


A man comes home to find his wife dressed in sexy lingerie, "Tie me up" She purred, "And you can do anything you want", So he tied her up and went to the football.  ;D

i like the real life-ness of that one. :P 8)
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #37 on: March 04, 2009, 03:52:26 PM »
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 04, 2009, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 04, 2009, 02:21:10 PM
A cowboy comes to town on friday, stays three days & then leaves on friday; how did he do it?!? ;D ;D ;D

 ???
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #38 on: March 04, 2009, 04:46:34 PM »
Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 04, 2009, 03:52:26 PM
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 04, 2009, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 04, 2009, 02:21:10 PM
A cowboy comes to town on friday, stays three days & then leaves on friday; how did he do it?!? ;D ;D ;D

 ???

ahhhh, cant get that shit son! 8)
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« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2009, 05:04:07 PM »
What do rednecks do for Haloween?   Pumpkin
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2009, 05:52:30 PM »
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #42 on: March 06, 2009, 06:34:17 PM »
what do you call a planet without evil?......................... planet without the caucasian race
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #43 on: March 06, 2009, 06:39:22 PM »
How do you define confusion?fathers day in the hood
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #44 on: March 06, 2009, 07:19:43 PM »
Quote from: Job starring as Spawn on March 06, 2009, 06:34:17 PM
what do you call a planet without evil?......................... planet without the caucasian race

good one.

its kinda like "what do you call a president who doesnt gain 95% black vote?"

McCain 8)
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