SOS! I'm being attacked!

[Sikotic™]

There's a militia of raccoons on my roof. I'm goin' for my magnum (not the condom [no bestiality]). I'm a sharp shooter so these motherfuckers better have their wills and insurance policies in order.

BRB.

[Don Jacob]

[Jaydc555]

Establish your dominance and punch the leader in the face

[Sikotic™]

I had no clue these fuckers are bipeds. They walk like old people. WTF? Fuck wasting bullets, I'll take them out by the knees Bensonhurst style. Fuckin mooliyams!

[Don Jacob]

[ωεεźγ ғ]

I'd call up my homies

[Sikotic™]

They wouldn't make it in time. These motherfuckers are engaging in a full time assault. Last time they did this, I spent 2 hours removing raccoon shit from my gutters. I will not have them disrespect me again!

[Don Jacob]

They wouldn't make it in time. These motherfuckers are engaging in a full time assault. Last time they did this, I spent 2 hours removing raccoon shit from my gutters. I will not have them disrespect me again!

[Jaydc555]

Get some water ballons and fill them with paint and have at it!

[Don Jacob]

[ωεεźγ ғ]

Got no homies in your own hood? I m not the type to assume but, I assume that when i told you to call your homies, you instantaneously thought about calling people from this message board but these people be living in some other continent.

[Sikotic™]

Got no homies in your own hood? I m not the type to assume but, I assume that when i told you to call your homies, you instantaneously thought about calling people from this message board but these people be living in some other continent.

Nah, cant trust any of these savages around here. They're disloyal like your typical bitch. I gotta call reinforcements from elsewhere.

[Don Jacob]

[ωεεźγ ғ]

Its different from me. I don't trust anyone period any by anyone I mean anyone. But I have an easier time getting along with people around me that I see everyday, all of my good friends/my g.f/favorite cousins live within a 5 km radius from me.

[Don Jacob]