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And I came out victorious.  This spider was beyond enormous and I am terrified of spiders.


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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2009, 12:48:35 AM »
I hope this is legit and the spider didn't take you out and is now posting as you.
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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2009, 12:52:24 AM »
 the battle anything like this?
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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2009, 12:53:56 AM »
the battle anything like this?


Actually yes lol, I was using a broom though to get the spider from the corner of the ceiling and then when it landed I smashed the shit out of it.  This Spider was smart with a lot of heart though, I cant deny that.
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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2009, 12:54:51 AM »
the battle anything like this?


Actually yes lol, I was using a broom to get the spider from the corner of the ceiling and then

ahaha nice.
yea i dont fuck wit bugs
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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2009, 01:02:36 AM »
http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg

If it isn't that, then it ain't shit. lol and this is coming from a guy with that arachnophobia
 

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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2009, 01:04:26 AM »
^^OK it wasn't that but it was pretty damn bad.  I have arachnophobia worse then anyone on the face of this planet.


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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2009, 03:40:27 AM »
hahaha

the other day i walked into my room to see a big ass black thing flying around.

i dont know what the fuck it was.  it was fat and long, about 3/4 the size of my index finger.  i shut the fucking door open and grabbed some RAID...i havent seen that fucker since tho haha...

i just hope it isnt/wasnt something that could kill me if it stings me lmao...  :-\


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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 05:15:33 AM »
No pics? I love seeing dead spiders.

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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 05:31:38 AM »
^^OK it wasn't that but it was pretty damn bad.  I have arachnophobia worse then anyone on the face of this planet.

I hear ya man, I've gotten better but a spider would originally shut me down.Now when I was infront of people I'd just front and pretend its nothin lol same thing with my Hydrophobia.Front en was ftw. lol
 

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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2009, 06:02:49 AM »
hahaha

the other day i walked into my room to see a big ass black thing flying around.

i dont know what the fuck it was.  it was fat and long, about 3/4 the size of my index finger.  i shut the fucking door open and grabbed some RAID...i havent seen that fucker since tho haha...

i just hope it isnt/wasnt something that could kill me if it stings me lmao...  :-\


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Maybe it was one of these....lol



Japanese Hornet. It sprays flesh melting acid on its prey. And a lot of times will spray it in your eyes. They have pheromones in their acid that will call all the other hornets from their hive to sting you until you are dead. They feed on other bugs. Sometimes a whole hive of these will attack a bee hive. 30-35 of these can wipe out a whole hive (10,000+) of bees.

Good luck...


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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2009, 09:16:26 AM »




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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2009, 02:01:54 PM »
hahaha

the other day i walked into my room to see a big ass black thing flying around.

i dont know what the fuck it was.  it was fat and long, about 3/4 the size of my index finger.  i shut the fucking door open and grabbed some RAID...i havent seen that fucker since tho haha...

i just hope it isnt/wasnt something that could kill me if it stings me lmao...  :-\


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Maybe it was one of these....lol



Japanese Hornet. It sprays flesh melting acid on its prey. And a lot of times will spray it in your eyes. They have pheromones in their acid that will call all the other hornets from their hive to sting you until you are dead. They feed on other bugs. Sometimes a whole hive of these will attack a bee hive. 30-35 of these can wipe out a whole hive (10,000+) of bees.

Good luck...


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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2009, 02:46:59 PM »
the battle anything like this?


that deserves a thread of its own. chi city gangsta murda shit
 

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Re: I just had a epic battle with the biggest spider known to man
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2009, 04:07:30 PM »
Was it faster than a muthafucka too? Thangs got like 30 mile per hour legs.




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