the pool made her pregnant?

[Roccy]

Magdalena Kwiatkowska of Poland thinks you can. She is suing an Egyptian hotel because she claims her 13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming in its pool during their recent holiday. Ms.Kwiatkowska says that there must have been errant sperm floating around just waiting to implant themselves in an unsuspecting female taking a dip. She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit.

Surely this lawsuit will be thrown out of court on inconceivable (pun intended) grounds. First off, wouldn't the chlorine kill any random sperm? But even further, did Ms. Kwiatkowska follow every moment of her vacationing daughter to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that she spent absolutely no time with anyone of the opposite sex during their Egyptian holiday?

The only reassuring thing about this story, perhaps, is that frivolous lawsuits are not exclusively an American thing.

http://www.parentdish.com/2009/07/10/pregnant-by-swimming/

This is what happens when you dont watch your slutty daughter on a vacation, she gets fucked.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Mommy's in denial that her daughter loves the dick.

[Jaydc555]

I need to scale back how often I jack off in public pools now

[QuietTruth]

[Chamillitary Click]

i don't think that's possible lol.

[Jaydc555]

Anything is possible I survived a condom and 3 abortion attempts

[westsiderider323]

^^ what the fuck is that in ya sig??

[Jaydc555]

A horse vagina obviously

[Triple OG Rapsodie]

maybe its your Jesus reincarnated, here to punish all us sinners

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

take off the blinders, you dumb fucks. 

bet ya these are the same type of 'parents' who use the TV to raise their kids.

[Blasphemy]

Mommy's in denial that her daughter loves the dick.

Or its possible she was fucked by the father or possible anyone else. Its even possible it was rape. :O

[K-MACC]

got 2 be polish lol

[Lunatic]

LMAO at this shit

[ToOoOoN!!!]

LMAO at this shit

for real,they need to stop thinking ppl are stupid lol

[ikke]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA