Racist jokes...

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Question/Answer Jokes:

Q: There's an African-American and a Hispanic in the same car...Who's driving?

A: The Police
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Q: What do u call a black guy hanging from the roof?

A: A pinyata
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Q: What do u call 100 white guys hiking down a hill...

A: An avalanch
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Q: What do u call 100 black guys ski-diving?

A: Night
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Cause the black guy was chasing him with a frying pan.
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Riddles:

There's a Chinese, a Mexican, and an American on the same boat. The boat is sinking cuz it was overloaded, so they each have to throw out some stuff. The Chinese throws out some fried rice and says "I'll throw the rice out, cuz we have too much fried rice in China." The Mexican throws out some burritos and says "I'll throw out the burritos cuz we have enough burritos in Mexico." Than the American guy throws out the Mexican guy and says "I threw him out cuz we have too many Mexicans in America"...
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This blonde girl asks her mom "Mommy, how do u make babys." Her mom explains "The guy sticks his 'you know' in the females 'you know', and 9 months later a baby comes out"...The next day, the blonde girl came up too her mom and said "I let a guy put his 'you know' in my 'you know' and my tooth fell out"...
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Uhhh, those were kinda weak...I dunno...I forgot all my jokes...I was kinda bored anyways...Some are kinda funny though so read 'em...PeACe

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Since these jokes were kinda stupid...Here's another joke....

[Jome]

Question/Answer Jokes:

Q: There's an African-American and a Hispanic in the same car...Who's driving?

A: The Police
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LoL, this was the best one

[Smooth]

lollol... that Nelly pics funny

[Pillow]

LMAO they nelly pic had me rolling for a lil while

[40oz GRApHire]

yeah I know them jokes from around the street coz they tell em just the same only they replace the american-afrikans with turish ppl  

[Cliftone_Santiago_909]

Question/Answer Jokes:

Q: There's an African-American and a Hispanic in the same car...Who's driving?

A: The Police
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LoL, this was the best one

Yeah... That was tha best one.


That one about the black guy being a pinata is wrong though... I've heard that one before but it's kinda different.. and funnier... But I dont remember exactly how it goes.


Here's one....


Q: Why Do Black People Grow Up To Be So Tall?




















A: Because their Knee Grows (negroes)

[Cliftone_Santiago_909]

I remembered the one about the Black Pinata...



It goes some thing like....


In a Babysitting situation...


Q: How Do You Keep a Black Child From Crying?




A: You Put Velcro On His Lips and Stick Him To The Ceiling.


(Goes On)


Q: How Do You Keep A Bunch Of Mexican Kids From Crying??



A: You Give Them A Stick And Tell Them He's a Pinata














Daaaaaamn... that's a racist ass joke...

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

lol @ALL of those, and LMAO @ the NELLY PIC haha

[bez]

fuck Nellys Dad for not teaching him how to shave.

[P Nelson]

Their Knee Grows HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.angry.net (i dont remember the rest but it was fuckin funny)

[ToNe1904]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Cause the black guy was chasing him with a frying pan.
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Q. Why did tha cracker cross tha road?

A. Cus his dick was stuck in a chicken.


Q. How was the Grand Canyon formed?

A. A jew dropped a penny down an ant hole.



cant think of anymore righ now....ah who carez....lol

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Q. Why did tha cracker cross tha road?

A. Cus his dick was stuck in a chicken.

that didn't make any sense, no offence...

[Cliftone_Santiago_909]

that didn't make any sense, no offence...

Maybe it's "Why Did The Red Neck Cross Tha Road?".... "Cuz His Dick Was Stuck To Tha Chicken"....



I don't know.... Rednecks, Crackerz... you all look tha same.

[DPG4lyfe]

ok herez one thats old

therez a chinease guy a mexican a blacc guy and a white guy, there all up on a high cliff, tha chinease guy said im doing this for my ppl and jumped off tha edge of tha cliff, tha mexican guy said im doing this for my ppl and jumped off tha edge of tha cliff, then tha blacc guy goez im doing this for my ppl, grabs tha white guy and throwz him off tha cliff. lol it waz funny tha first time i heard it. im out!!!