Excuses for missing school.

[LAXCENTRAL]

you can just be like i got to that class late & the teacher marked me absent, but i'll go to the attendance office & get it changed.

that might work

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

i was a good boy in school

that reminds me of a this guy i used to know.  i knew him in high school....anyways, in middle school get and some other guys got caught ditching..when the police took em into the attendance office to call their parents the lil nigga starts to cry!!!!  no shit, he straight up starts balling like a lil bitch cause he got caught.  

later, after high school he got into doing X pretty much everyday, he became weird, and i havent spoken to him since.  the end.  

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

you can just be like i got to that class late & the teacher marked me absent, but i'll go to the attendance office & get it changed.

haha, i tried to change the slip one time...i was high as fuck and my bitch ass math teacher wanted the slip right then, the cunt couldnt wait till the next day (when i would've got my homegirl to fix the shit for me).  long story short, i took an old slip i had and changed the date with a sharpie..those thin ones.  i was high as fuck and thought "hmm..this looks like its official".  didnt work.  bitch yelled at me infront of the class and gave me detention.  at least i was high. 

[LAXCENTRAL]

i was a good boy in school

that reminds me of a this guy i used to know.  i knew him in high school....anyways, in middle school get and some other guys got caught ditching..when the police took em into the attendance office to call their parents the lil nigga starts to cry!!!!  no shit, he straight up starts balling like a lil bitch cause he got caught.  

later, after high school he got into doing X pretty much everyday, he became weird, and i havent spoken to him since.  the end.  

i wouldnt cry, but my shit was real secretive...
this girl Cindee used to write notes about me and her having to leave early...
we would go to her house down the street near the csun dorms...
then one day we got caught cuz the security looked at the note and said WTF you guys always leave why let me call your points of contact...
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i was in so much shit... but no tears....

[Sikotic™]

A REASON I USED...
APRIL 24...  GENOCIDE MEMORIAL DAY

Did you march or did you stay home and watch Maury?

[LAXCENTRAL]

A REASON I USED...
APRIL 24...  GENOCIDE MEMORIAL DAY

Did you march or did you stay home and watch Maury?

lol try barbeque at the park

[Sikotic™]

Even better.

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

i was a good boy in school

that reminds me of a this guy i used to know.  i knew him in high school....anyways, in middle school get and some other guys got caught ditching..when the police took em into the attendance office to call their parents the lil nigga starts to cry!!!!  no shit, he straight up starts balling like a lil bitch cause he got caught.  

later, after high school he got into doing X pretty much everyday, he became weird, and i havent spoken to him since.  the end.  

i wouldnt cry, but my shit was real secretive...
this girl Cindee used to write notes about me and her having to leave early...
we would go to her house down the street near the csun dorms...
then one day we got caught cuz the security looked at the note and said WTF you guys always leave why let me call your points of contact...
------
i was in so much shit... but no tears....

for real.  i was caught two time by the pigs...had to do 40 hours of community service the first time and 80 the second time.  my parents were pissed but they soon forgot about it.  

i mean, jesus, crying for getting caught DITCHING?!  id hate to see how he would of reacted if he ever got caught with weed....

[LAXCENTRAL]

i was a good boy in school

that reminds me of a this guy i used to know.  i knew him in high school....anyways, in middle school get and some other guys got caught ditching..when the police took em into the attendance office to call their parents the lil nigga starts to cry!!!!  no shit, he straight up starts balling like a lil bitch cause he got caught.  

later, after high school he got into doing X pretty much everyday, he became weird, and i havent spoken to him since.  the end.  

i wouldnt cry, but my shit was real secretive...
this girl Cindee used to write notes about me and her having to leave early...
we would go to her house down the street near the csun dorms...
then one day we got caught cuz the security looked at the note and said WTF you guys always leave why let me call your points of contact...
------
i was in so much shit... but no tears....

for real.  i was caught two time by the pigs...had to do 40 hours of community service the first time and 80 the second time.  my parents were pissed but they soon forgot about it.  

i mean, jesus, crying for getting caught DITCHING?!  id hate to see how he would of reacted if he ever got caught with weed....

wtf dogg... crying for ditching??? who the fuck said that...
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i didn say i cried i was like fuck im in trouble...
i didnt do community service like you... i didn ditch and rape my classmates...
i just ditched

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

wtf are you talking about?

im agreeing with you and talking about the guy i used to know.

[Sikotic™]

wtf are you talking about?

im agreeing with you and talking about the guy i used to know.

lol

I got caught ditching once too. I went to the Carls Jr. across the street from my high school and a teacher happened to be there during her break. She demanded I go to the dean or whatever and I just laughed at her and took the rest of the day off since they were gonna suspend me anyways. Good times.

[2euce 7even]

bein 2 ill 

[LooN3y]

i was a good boy in school

that reminds me of a this guy i used to know.  i knew him in high school....anyways, in middle school get and some other guys got caught ditching..when the police took em into the attendance office to call their parents the lil nigga starts to cry!!!!  no shit, he straight up starts balling like a lil bitch cause he got caught.  

later, after high school he got into doing X pretty much everyday, he became weird, and i havent spoken to him since.  the end.  

i wouldnt cry, but my shit was real secretive...
this girl Cindee used to write notes about me and her having to leave early...
we would go to her house down the street near the csun dorms...
then one day we got caught cuz the security looked at the note and said WTF you guys always leave why let me call your points of contact...
------
i was in so much shit... but no tears....

for real.  i was caught two time by the pigs...had to do 40 hours of community service the first time and 80 the second time.  my parents were pissed but they soon forgot about it.  

i mean, jesus, crying for getting caught DITCHING?!  id hate to see how he would of reacted if he ever got caught with weed....

da hell? how old are you and where do you live. thats the most ive ever seen given for ditching.i rather go to camp for 2 weeks than do that shit. lol thats like the same amount i got for a adw, and slangin


ne1 do J.A.W.S.  that program should be fucking illegal. its fucking damn slave work.

[Sparegeez]

I had over 60 unexcused absences my senior year. They couldn't say shit since I was one of the few latinos with good grades. They did send me a letter saying I'm a truent in the eyes of CA but wtf was that suppose to mean

[LooN3y]

I had over 60 unexcused absences my senior year. They couldn't say shit since I was one of the few latinos with good grades. They did send me a letter saying I'm a truent in the eyes of CA but wtf was that suppose to mean

you wanna cookie, ya mexican dwarf