I BIT THE SHIT OFF THE SIDE OF MY TONGUE...

[universe]

I'M NOW FORCED TO EAT CEREAL.

CALIFORNIA BURRITO IS BASICALLY A WASTE.

[Skindiana bon3z]

damn that sucks...sorry bro.

but on the bright side, this shit is bomb. 

[Moe]

pics or it didnt happen.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

i hate that shit....happens a lot when im thizzin hard

[QuietTruth]

That don't make sense. You bit your tongue, so you gotta eat cereal instead of your burrito?

[Sparegeez]

I bit my tounge hella bad this one time playing basketball(it's funny cuz i was playing with a broken wrist while i had a cast one and i was still beating this kid). It was on halloween and I couldn't eat any candy, I didn't even go out that night the pain was unbearable. there was hole in my tounge, i know i needed stitching but i was too afraid of that shit. it happened in 7th grade and i still have that scar.

[Sir Petey]

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

damn that sucks...sorry bro.

but on the bright side, this shit is bomb. 

I remember eating those lol

[Sparegeez]

cocopuffs fuck

[universe]

That don't make sense. You bit your tongue, so you gotta eat cereal instead of your burrito?

THE SIDE OF MY TONGUE WAS SWOLLEN AND I COULD BARELY CHEW WITHOUT PAIN.

IMO BITING YOUR TONGUE IS 2ND TO GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS ON THE PAIN SCALE.

[Sparegeez]

That don't make sense. You bit your tongue, so you gotta eat cereal instead of your burrito?

THE SIDE OF MY TONGUE WAS SWOLLEN AND I COULD BARELY CHEW WITHOUT PAIN.

IMO BITING YOUR TONGUE IS 2ND TO GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS ON THE PAIN SCALE.

you ever had an inner and outter ear infection?

[universe]

That don't make sense. You bit your tongue, so you gotta eat cereal instead of your burrito?

THE SIDE OF MY TONGUE WAS SWOLLEN AND I COULD BARELY CHEW WITHOUT PAIN.

IMO BITING YOUR TONGUE IS 2ND TO GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS ON THE PAIN SCALE.

you ever had an inner and outter ear infection?

I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT MEDICAL CONDITIONS.

BUT, I HOPE I NEVER GET KIDNEY STONES.

[Sparegeez]

ok what about a broken bone? theres hella more painful shit you can go can go through than jusy having a bitten tounge

edit:nvm i had to google the exact definition of "medical condition" to stand corrected. youre right, a bitten tounge would be the most painful thing that doesnt need to be medically attended

[universe]

WHAT KIND OF PAIN IS IT WHEN YOU GET KICKED IN THE BALLS ? ? ?

[Sparegeez]

WHAT KIND OF PAIN IS IT WHEN YOU GET KICKED IN THE BALLS ? ? ?

unnecessary pain. getting kicked in the balls is like someone slapping the teeth out of your grandmama