I BIT THE SHIT OFF THE SIDE OF MY TONGUE...

[Big B]

spring break in 8th grade the whole class went to ireland.

the first night we were fucking around in the hallway of the hotel we were at and my chin landed on some girls head. (i don't know how it happened) when my head hit her head my tounge got caught between my teeth and popped open. i also gave that girl a concussion.

i was also gene simmons for about 2 hours until my tounge stopped bleeding.

[QuietTruth]

^ Damnnn

That don't make sense. You bit your tongue, so you gotta eat cereal instead of your burrito?

THE SIDE OF MY TONGUE WAS SWOLLEN AND I COULD BARELY CHEW WITHOUT PAIN.

IMO BITING YOUR TONGUE IS 2ND TO GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS ON THE PAIN SCALE.

LMAO





But eating somethang and having it go 'in between' your tooth feeling is worse pain than biting your tongue. Cuz it usually doesn't last as long as having sugar pain in you tooth! That shit makes your eyes water.

[Nigga_With_An_Additude]

nah yall got it wrong kidney stones are the worst.............

[Sikotic™]

I still have yet to have a California burrito.

What's the best spot to get one?

[universe]

I still have yet to have a California burrito.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING AT TACO SHOPS ?

MY FAVORITE CHAIN IS SOMBRERO'S IN SAN DIEGO.
MAKE SURE IT HAS CARNE ASADA + FRIES + GUACAMOLE + SOUR CREAM (OPTIONAL) - NO SALSA (DILUTES THE FLAVOR)

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

"I BIT THE SHIT OFF THE SIDE OF MY TONGUE..."


You wouldnt have shit on the side of your tongue if your face wasnt so far up Waynes asshole KAIN.  Im just sayin...lol

But yeah, biting your tongue sucks.  Especially cus it seems like after you bite your tongue or lip...no matter how hard u try, you cant keep from biting the exact same spot again.

I hate when Im eatin tortilla chips and one of the corners on them bitches digs right into my gums between my teeth.  That shit fuckin hurts..

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

I still have yet to have a California burrito.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING AT TACO SHOPS ?

MY FAVORITE CHAIN IS SOMBRERO'S IN SAN DIEGO.
MAKE SURE IT HAS CARNE ASADA + FRIES + GUACAMOLE + SOUR CREAM (OPTIONAL) - NO SALSA (DILUTES THE FLAVOR)

KAIN you gotta remember shit is not exactly the same everywhere. Carne Asada fries and California burritos are far more popular here then LA even.

BTW, Sombreros is ass.  A step above Taco Bell.  Their chicken is aiight, but their Carne Asada is all fucked up.

My California burrito = Carne Asada, Fries, Sour Cream, Cheese, Pico if im in the mood...

[QuietTruth]

But yeah, biting your tongue sucks.  Especially cus it seems like after you bite your tongue or lip...no matter how hard u try, you cant keep from biting the exact same spot again.

LOL

[RaeTy]

fruity pebbles is the shit bitch