I need some relationship advice...

[Teddy Roosevelt]

You want some real, practical advice? Fuck her sister. If she doesn't have a sister, fuck her best friend.

What if she doesn't have any friends?

You help her get friends, then fuck them.

LOL!!!  Ok that shit had me laughin..

No. If she has no friends, fuck her mother.

What if her mother is dead?

IDK, just fuck somebody.

[Sikotic™]

You want some real, practical advice? Fuck her sister. If she doesn't have a sister, fuck her best friend.

What if she doesn't have any friends?

You help her get friends, then fuck them.

ikke knows what's up.

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

You want some real, practical advice? Fuck her sister. If she doesn't have a sister, fuck her best friend.

What if she doesn't have any friends?

You help her get friends, then fuck them.

LOL!!!  Ok that shit had me laughin..

No. If she has no friends, fuck her mother.

What if her mother is dead?

Call up C-Blue

[Blasphemy]

You want some real, practical advice? Fuck her sister. If she doesn't have a sister, fuck her best friend.

What if she doesn't have any friends?

You help her get friends, then fuck them.

LOL!!!  Ok that shit had me laughin..

No. If she has no friends, fuck her mother.

What if her mother is dead?

Then fuck the Grandma, if the Grandma is dead, then u go after her teacher.

[Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement]

bitches aint shit man.  theres so many, dont get attached....eating the same meal gets boring.   

[2010-thefuture]

lmao

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

depends what meal....some meals can be good

bitches aint shit man.  theres so many, dont get attached....eating the same meal gets boring.   

[QuietTruth]

lmao

LMAO!!

[NotoriousTDA]

heres some relationship advice...........

dont go on the dub and ask about relationship advice!

[Teddy Roosevelt]

heres some relationship advice...........

dont go on the dub and ask about relationship advice!

Exactly.


Or if you REALLY want to upset her, fuck her new boyfriend.

[2010-thefuture]

rotflmao..............

[Leggy Hendrix]

You want some real, practical advice? Fuck her sister. If she doesn't have a sister, fuck her best friend.

What if she doesn't have any friends?

You help her get friends, then fuck them.

LOL!!!  Ok that shit had me laughin..

No. If she has no friends, fuck her mother.

What if her mother is dead?

still fuck her...but only if she is still warm

[Sikotic™]

Pussy is like pizza. It's fantastic when its warm........but it's aight when it's cold too.

[Neimanmarcus9]

Aye homie, I didn't listen to the VM's I just read what you typed and if she was seeing other people while she was with you then #fail you don't need to cry off of spilled Hennessy ya dig? I know the feeling though, on some real shit my ex dude and I were seeing each other for ONE MONTH only and he went and got my name tatted on him that freaked me out...I was getting emails, texts, phone calls, etc. telling me about his ways and I didn't really like what I heard but still gave him a chance without cheating...even though I wanted to.

So one day, I got fed up with hearing all of the rumors and did some research myself only to find out that those people were not Hating they in fact were telling the truth. He denied the allegations but I pulled his hoe card when I showed him the evidence...he tried to make up for it by paying my "talking while driving" cell phone ticket WHICH REALLY SUCKS DONT EVER GET ONE!!! But that still didn't work because a few days later he gave MY COMPUTER not ME lol I REPEAT my COMPUTER a virus for going on a porn website. I didn't mind him visiting a porno website because I wasn't giving him any, but he had the nerve to lie about it and say that he was trying to visit  a certain hiphop website #Ishallnotmention, which made me realize that I was seeing a straight up liar who got busted.

I'm telling you about my recent issue because you told us our yours ...keep ya head up life goes on, and if you're a good man you will eventually find your match.

God Bless

...my girl is really upset at me over some things I've done in the past. I mean, I don't wanna go into details, but let's just say I wasn't 100% truthful to her about some shit between me and her.

Anyways, she's done wrong to me too, so she ain't completely innocent in all of this. I found out she was seeing another dude while with me AND she was talking to some other dude on the side. She won't tell me his real name, but I heard her calling him "Big B" once.

She pretty much broke up with me over my voice mail this weekend. Should I just let her go or should I try to get her back? We got mad history and I would hate to let all our time invested go down the drain.

Here. These are the voice mails she sent me just to give you all better insight on the situation:

<a href="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10489213-d9c" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10489213-d9c</a>

<a href="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10489222-657" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10489222-657</a>

<a href="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10489223-54e" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10489223-54e</a>

Any input would be appreciated. I can't even sleep over this shit. I love her, but if she's gonna keep on creepin' around on me, I don't know if my fragile heart can handle it. My momma told me I could turn this girl into a good man, but I'm becoming doubtful.

And please, no jokes or stupid shit. I'm being serious here.

Thanks guys.

[Sikotic™]

Aye homie, I didn't listen to the VM's I just read what you typed and if she was seeing other people while she was with you then #fail you don't need to cry off of spilled Hennessy ya dig? I know the feeling though, on some real shit my ex dude and I were seeing each other for ONE MONTH only and he went and got my name tatted on him that freaked me out...I was getting emails, texts, phone calls, etc. telling me about his ways and I didn't really like what I heard but still gave him a chance without cheating...even though I wanted to.

So one day, I got fed up with hearing all of the rumors and did some research myself only to find out that those people were not Hating they in fact were telling the truth. He denied the allegations but I pulled his hoe card when I showed him the evidence...he tried to make up for it by paying my "talking while driving" cell phone ticket WHICH REALLY SUCKS DONT EVER GET ONE!!! But that still didn't work because a few days later he gave MY COMPUTER not ME lol I REPEAT my COMPUTER a virus for going on a porn website. I didn't mind him visiting a porno website because I wasn't giving him any, but he had the nerve to lie about it and say that he was trying to visit  a certain hiphop website #Ishallnotmention, which made me realize that I was seeing a straight up liar who got busted.

I'm telling you about my recent issue because you told us our yours ...keep ya head up life goes on, and if you're a good man you will eventually find your match.

God Bless

...my girl is really upset at me over some things I've done in the past. I mean, I don't wanna go into details, but let's just say I wasn't 100% truthful to her about some shit between me and her.

Anyways, she's done wrong to me too, so she ain't completely innocent in all of this. I found out she was seeing another dude while with me AND she was talking to some other dude on the side. She won't tell me his real name, but I heard her calling him "Big B" once.

She pretty much broke up with me over my voice mail this weekend. Should I just let her go or should I try to get her back? We got mad history and I would hate to let all our time invested go down the drain.

Here. These are the voice mails she sent me just to give you all better insight on the situation:

<a href="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10489213-d9c" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10489213-d9c</a>

<a href="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10489222-657" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10489222-657</a>

<a href="http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10489223-54e" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=10489223-54e</a>

Any input would be appreciated. I can't even sleep over this shit. I love her, but if she's gonna keep on creepin' around on me, I don't know if my fragile heart can handle it. My momma told me I could turn this girl into a good man, but I'm becoming doubtful.

And please, no jokes or stupid shit. I'm being serious here.

Thanks guys.

Is your "computer" a metaphor for your "box"?