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Cops are so fucking stupid
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Geesta
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Cops are so fucking stupid
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May 17, 2010, 04:45:51 AM »
So Saturday evening i get drunk as fuck
i make some Arnold Palmers mixed with Vodka and drink some beers
i head downtown cus my friends having his graduation party at our favorite club
we are all taking shots getting totally wasted trying to rub our dicks on ever girl shakin thier ass at the club
after the club
we go to the strip club (this time i promise i didnt kiss a stripper)
and im on my way home around 3am...
as im driving home a cop pulls me over
im drunk as fuck and have my fake ID still in my wallet where my real id goes
i put some gum in my mouth and luckily i havent smoked in my ride all day
he asks me for my license... i gave him my fake ID and my insurance and neither name matches
he runs my fake name threw his lil walkie talkie bullshit and the name comes out clean (thank god)
he pulls me out the car... makes me do 10 fucking drunk tests and i pass them all
drunk as fuck and high out of my mind but my heart was beating so fast i felt like i sobered up in one minute
he says
"Alright Gabriel Gonzalez. Get your ass home"
i berly look like my fake id and this dumb fuck couldnt tell from the different names and i have a three traffic warrants under my name so i got lucky when the fake name came clean
CCPD -0
Ya Boy A.G.-1
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G-Funk
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Re: Cops are so fucking stupid
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May 17, 2010, 04:55:45 AM »
cool story bro
lol @ the fake name; least it saved you.
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Geesta
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Re: Cops are so fucking stupid
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May 17, 2010, 05:02:31 AM »
yeah i wonder what they would of charged me with if i got caught with my fake id
Fraud maybe?
i just know its a felony
id be in jail just as long as C-Blue was if i got busted using a fake name
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PussyCunt
Re: Cops are so fucking stupid
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May 17, 2010, 02:33:55 PM »
You got lucky as hell.
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ikke
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Re: Cops are so fucking stupid
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May 17, 2010, 02:35:54 PM »
Oshit I forgot drinking & driving is illegal.
Now I dont' have to buy a car when I turn 18
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