whats ur oldest memory

[HBKid_Jr]

of anything at all.  tha youngest i can go back is 2 when i was about 3.  I remember my dad an his friend droppin me an my friend off at tha baby sitters house.  i remember nap time all tha other kids were sleepin an i was crawling around tha house n they saw me an yelled at me,  lol.  i remember when i was about 3 be on in this deli that used to be on tha corner of sutter ave.  now its a laundry mat.  but i was sittin in tha back room there eatin a hero.  its nothin big but stil remember it for some reason.  i remember chillin in my cousin grandfather basement playin on tha treadmill.  i remeber when i was a lil kid an watchin tha cartoon ghostbusters,  one episode made me cry,  lol.  they did suptin at this old ladies house an they all left cept for venkmen who decided 2 stay for a cup of coffee,  lol.  an i remember tha block party when i was 3

[Sub-Z]

i remember back when i was 3 or 4 ,around there,and i was the only one awake eearly that morning,i was watching tv,and i got the bright idea that if i could manage to stab through the tv screen with a knife then id be on tv too and everyone could see me

so i went to the kitchen and got a butter knife and went to the tv and sorta tapped the screen wit the knife and decided it wasnt a good idea lmao

actually i did stab the tv once,i still have the knife here that i used for it, its sorta bent up lol

[Sikotic™]

I seriously think I remember being in my moms womb. No joke.

[HBKid_Jr]

oh yer,  i remember when i was 4 my family took tha train down to florida.  comin back from florida i threw up on my dad.  i was wearina mets t-shirt

[infinite59]

When I snuck out of my room late at night and hid in the kitchen.  I always thought I was missing something after my parents put us to bed.  So I hid in the kitchen most the night and nothing happened.  So I went back to bed.

My father slamming the door after yelling at us, and my brother asking my mom if he was ever coming back, and me wondering why my brother wanted him to come back so bad after he just yelled at us for doing nothing.

Faking a nightmare so I could sleep in my grandmothers room for the night.

Playing the first Mario Brothers with my dad and him finding the jump at the end of level 1-2 that takes you all the way to 4.

Watching the movie teen wolf and playing basketball on my little goal imagining I was him.

Wondering why my brother and parents thought my babysitter was the greatest thing in the world.

Hiting one of my fathers friends wife's and having my dad's friend grab me forcefully and put the fear of God in me saying, "Don't you ever in your life put hit a woman." It was a good lesson.  

My brother took me over to girls houses on our street and each one of them I saw I always thought was the most beautiful and special girl in the world.  Always.  All the early girls I met in my life I was in love with.

.....I don't know the exact order of when all this happened but it was all before I entered the 1rst grade.

[Trauma-san]

Man, it's shaky... but i'm pretty positive... when I was about 2, I ran away from my mom at the laundramat upstairs in the projects, LOL... anyways, somehow I got all the way across the street at the hospital, and a cop found me after they looked for hours. Somehow, I made it to the hospital, at 2, across 6 lanes of traffic! Nobody could figure out how I got over there, somebody must have picked me up, or something.  Anyways, I've been told all that... but I can remember, I think, the cop holding me, and me looking across the street back at my parents on the other side of the traffic, before he brought me back over there.  I guess maybe it was so Traumatic, that It stuck in my head when I finally saw my parents again.

For sure, though, I can remember when I was 3, running from the bathtub to a little wading pool on our back patio with a cup to fill it with water with my mom.  

A couple months after that, I remember I cracked my skull; I was on a big beach ball in the living room, sitting on it, and slipped, cracked my head open on the corner of the bar.. I remember the whole episode, I had blood all over the place, and my dad rushed me to the hospital.  My mom was screamin and stuff, I've still got a DENT in the top of my skull from it.  

I think all three times, I was probably really excited, so I remembered them... all this was in Clovis, California, where I spent my formitive years

[Trauma-san]

I seriously think I remember being in my moms womb. No joke.

LOL.  That might be possible, I dunno.  I woudn't put it by ya.  

[Murrow]

When I snuck out of my room late at night and hid in the kitchen.  I always thought I was missing something after my parents put us to bed.  So I hid in the kitchen most the night and nothing happened.  So I went back to bed.

LOL!

[CodeCaine]

mine is when i was 3 and me and my cousin ray put a bunch of sewing needles in a straw and we spit them out at his sister, my cousin, tina...it was ray's idea since he 12 and i was only 3...

[P Nelson]

I remember when I was like 2 years old.. I had  a robot and he ran after me, I ran to my mom...

Theres another one... I was like 2-3.. I was in the bathroom and my mom left... and when she came back I was crying cuz I thought my dick was a monster

I also remember having a Red Ferrari For m Birthday, I wass soooooooooo fuckin happy!

[Tha_Reverend]

I was about 3.  we were at these peeps house from the church and there was a back yard BBQ.  Every body was just chillin.  they had a pool.  uh-huh, you guessed it.  I fell right in. lol. I remember it like it was yesterday.  I was wearin my lil red shorts.  I was falling to the bottom.  it was a standard pool.  around 9 feet deep or so.  so any ways, I was just sitting there on the bottom.  I wasn't panicing.  I swear. I was just sitting there with my eyes open just looking around.  I wasn't scared cause I didn't know I couldn't breath under water or that I would die. lol.  I was that young.  so I'm just sitting there for a few seconds and then I see a splash.  it was these two twin sisters that were the daughters of the peeps that lived there.  oh yeah .  they was in there teens and they had pink and black bikinies on.  and they just came down and scooped me up and brought me to the top. every body was glad I was ok.  My mom dried me off and I got my grub on.  

no joke.  

-Nate

[EM28]

I remember when I was like 2 years old.. I had  a robot and he ran after me, I ran to my mom...

Theres another one... I was like 2-3.. I was in the bathroom and my mom left... and when she came back I was crying cuz I thought my dick was a monster

I also remember having a Red Ferrari For m Birthday, I wass soooooooooo fuckin happy!

sorry but that's fuckin funny, lol

[EM28]

i have a lot of memories but i'll put one here.

When i was little I was running in my apartment and i ran into my table in the kitchen.  This was when i was about 4.  I don't know why i remember it.

oh yeah,

one time i put a tape in the vcr and it was a porno( i was still 4)
and my dad walked in and said what are you doing and i said i am watching my soap opera.  He took it out and said not to watch it again.  At the time I didn't know what that was

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

I remember pissing in a girls mouth (at my moms daycare center) when i was 4...PeACe

[Doggystylin]

what kinda shit is that?^^ LMAO

lmao @ infinites shit, that was funny

anyways, me? damn i swear i got the worst memory sometimes and then again i have the best at the same time

ok now....i remember whenever i was at my cousins house, i used to go in their garage and throw full soda cans around and make em explode

i used to go play in the chimney

i wanted to be a ninja turtle when i grew up, and if not then i would settle bein a batman

i kicked my little cousin everytime he stood up, he was like 1 and a half, i was 4 or somethin, lol

i used to sit out in the rain and just chill (i still do), lol

i punched my cousin in the face who was 10 years older than me and he said in a real scurry way, to not do it again or some shit.




now thats all i can remember right now, but damn some of you muthafucks were dumb, tryin to stab the tv? lol