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AverageMotherfucker

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So I'm New Here...
« on: October 14, 2010, 06:30:59 PM »
Since, I'm new. I'd like to tell everyone a story of what happened to me once. It was in High school, typical Fresno day, kicking it in the back of tech' class with my homies. When a black kid decides to pull a stunt. He decides to get this tray of garbage and dump the shit into the back of my shirt. I got pissed. So anyway, I hit that nigga in the back of the head with my heavy ass math book and yelled out the word "nigger" over and over. Motherfucking teacher starts walking towards us, so I point towards the black fuck yelling "He did it! He did it! He did it!" The teacher grabs his arm and pulls him out of the class and closes the door, walks over to the phone and calls security. I didn't see the crispy fuck much after that. Then when I got home, I took a gigantic shit the size of King Kong's fist. It reminded me of the coon's face.

So that's a story about myself. I hope that gave a bit of insight about who I am. I hope to make a lot of friends here at Dub.
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Blasphemy

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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2010, 06:33:08 PM »
One Time when I was young (think I was 7 or some shit) I grabbed a chair hit my teacher over the head and beat the shit outta them.
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2010, 06:34:17 PM »
LMAO  this guy will fit in here well
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2010, 01:37:27 AM »
Quote from: AverageMotherfucker on October 14, 2010, 06:30:59 PM
Since, I'm new. I'd like to tell everyone a story of what happened to me once. It was in High school, typical Fresno day, kicking it in the back of tech' class with my homies. When a black kid decides to pull a stunt. He decides to get this tray of garbage and dump the shit into the back of my shirt. I got pissed. So anyway, I hit that nigga in the back of the head with my heavy ass math book and yelled out the word "nigger" over and over. Motherfucking teacher starts walking towards us, so I point towards the black fuck yelling "He did it! He did it! He did it!" The teacher grabs his arm and pulls him out of the class and closes the door, walks over to the phone and calls security. I didn't see the crispy fuck much after that. Then when I got home, I took a gigantic shit the size of King Kong's fist. It reminded me of the coon's face.

So that's a story about myself. I hope that gave a bit of insight about who I am. I hope to make a lot of friends here at Dub.
LOL I like your style. Welcome tot he board. You'll go far around here..........as long as you don't post up pictures of Jewish MILFs and offend an oversensitive mod.
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2010, 05:47:17 AM »
It's like penthouse forum
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2010, 06:31:53 AM »
Hi.
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2010, 08:02:42 AM »
Yo Johnny!!! Welcome to the board u fat fuck!!!! I hope your mom doesn't check your browser history and see what you posts: remember the time she looked through it and found those gay porn sites? Lulzzzzzz <333
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2010, 12:40:50 PM »
kinda reminds me of another "muhafuka."
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2010, 02:06:30 PM »
Quote from: pc8381 on October 17, 2010, 12:40:50 PM
kinda reminds me of another "muhafuka."
no, muhfuka has the decency to make short posts
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2010, 02:37:48 PM »
Quote from: AverageMotherfucker on October 14, 2010, 06:30:59 PM
Since, I'm new. I'd like to tell everyone a story of what happened to me once. It was in High school, typical Fresno day, kicking it in the back of tech' class with my homies. When a black kid decides to pull a stunt. He decides to get this tray of garbage and dump the shit into the back of my shirt. I got pissed. So anyway, I hit that nigga in the back of the head with my heavy ass math book and yelled out the word "nigger" over and over. Motherfucking teacher starts walking towards us, so I point towards the black fuck yelling "He did it! He did it! He did it!" The teacher grabs his arm and pulls him out of the class and closes the door, walks over to the phone and calls security. I didn't see the crispy fuck much after that. Then when I got home, I took a gigantic shit the size of King Kong's fist. It reminded me of the coon's face.

So that's a story about myself. I hope that gave a bit of insight about who I am. I hope to make a lot of friends here at Dub.

Impressive. Welcome to the G Spot.
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2010, 09:24:19 PM »
WHATUP DOE
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2010, 02:44:48 AM »
cool story bro...

ill give you a pass
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2010, 02:15:02 PM »
Anyone notice his one post got deleted. lol
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2010, 03:45:22 PM »
i took a fat shit the other day and it reminded me that queen owes me fuckin money and she is a fat shit
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Re: So I'm New Here...
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2010, 05:13:09 PM »
Quote from: BLUNT TYME IS SITTIN SIDEWAYS on October 18, 2010, 03:45:22 PM
i took a fat shit the other day and it reminded me that queen owes me fuckin money and she is a fat shit

anyone heard from queen? i hope she died on that goddamn operating table. fucc i'd love that
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