It's May 23, 2024, 07:13:36 AM
" Bananas were originally straight.}} They only recently became bent, a genetic mutation caused by the} various nuclear tests performed in the Pacific.}} The French tests at Mururoa, if allowed to go ahead, will cause} yet more mutations, resulting in spiral bananas. This would} normally be considered to be inconvenient, as they will be even} more difficult to pack, however as all of the banana pickers will} have died of cancer, it is unlikely to be noticed." -{bLaDe}
Bananas start growing straight, but as they grow longer, they start turnin' towards the sun. That's why they're crooked.