I'M BACK!

[NDRC]

WASSUP HOMIES & KINFOLK, IT’S YOUR BIG HOMIE NATE DOGG!
This may come as a shock to some of you; I know you thought my physical presence was lost forever.
Not true, anymore.
The world will hear my butter soft rich vocals once again.
I owe you (my fans) an explanation, so here we go.

Shortly after the news of my passing, my close friend and musical partner Dr Dre was nearing completion on his long awaited “Detox” album. Now I am set to be featured on the album, heavily. Unfortunately, about another week or so of recording time was needed from me, posing a huge problem to the finalizing of quite possibly the highest selling rap record of all time.

There needed to be a solution.

Deciding it was best for the future of Aftermath, Dre, along with added financial backing from Jimmy Iovine and Interscope Records paid for the transportation of my body, accompanied by a team of scientists to the island of Haiti.
While in Haiti, the highly skilled team of scientists, which included chemists, botanist, physicists, etc consulted with the local priests of Haiti’s sizable Voodoo community. Through a series of rituals and scientific miracles, my body was resurrected.

I am currently rebuilding my strength and will return to the studio soon! The only downside is an insatiable taste for human flesh, which I acquired in Haiti, while feasting on villagers during my “rehabilitation”. It is problematic so I only come out at night, when there are less tasty humans wandering around in front of me.

But all things considered, things are looking up for me.
And oh yeah…Look out for DETOX!

[da chronic]

wtf ?

 

[K-MACC]

ok

[Jome]

Poor humor JB.. if I had hit the IP checkbox, your regular account would be gone as well. 

[Pervert Pastor]

 

[OG Jaydc]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha that was hilarious

[Triple OG Rapsodie]

Poor humor JB.. if I had hit the IP checkbox, your regular account would be gone as well.  

why are you still policing the g spot? Don't come here, its not that hard.

[OG Jaydc]

Homes made it his lifes mission to destroy g spot

[You'll Never Walk Alone]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha that was hilarious

[Will_B]

Poor humor JB.. if I had hit the IP checkbox, your regular account would be gone as well. 

Who's JB? What a fuckin douche...

[Bananas]

Real niggaz dont die, they come back as zombies.

[K.Dub]

How very mature.

[Triple OG Rapsodie]

Lol @ Jome threatening to IP ban someone over an alias. What's ironic about this is that if this had been done for someone this site doesn't ride for (like Garry Coleman) it would've been cool. But because its a west coast rap legend from the 90s all of a sudden its not allowed.

[Bananas]

They did ip ban me.

They saw the alias and came down with hurt butt in less than a second. You know jome, rud, the whole gang of mods here got panty soft skin and velvet blood.

[Al Bundy]

wow lmao! and at banning an alias