JOKE!!! Drunkard Geniousness

[Quakaveli]

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.

The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

.....U know what to do, hit da props, and help me against da negative karma bombs NIK is droppin on my ass

[Trauma-san]

LOL, done.  

[__kaLipZo__]

lol^^

-28...yea u def need some props

[Quakaveli]

lol^^

-28...yea u def need some props

Oh man! Now im 31....NIK PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!!!1

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LMAO...The only reason I'm gunna diss you, is cuz ure falsefully acusing me of doing so...LoL...Most people on this board hate u, if u haven't noticed by now, so that explains why ure ass has negetive karma...LoL...Just for u're false accusations, I am going to diss u every day, on the hour, just too piss u off and show u how ure karma goes BOOM...LoL...PeACe

[Quakaveli]

LMAO...The only reason I'm gunna diss you, is cuz ure falsefully acusing me of doing so...LoL...Most people on this board hate u, if u haven't noticed by now, so that explains why ure ass has negetive karma...LoL...Just for u're false accusations, I am going to diss u every day, on the hour, just too piss u off and show u how ure karma goes BOOM...LoL...PeACe

YA I feel hated, and fool dont lie I knwo its YOU its one or 2 bitchasses with no lives fuckin me up like this all in a matter of like 2 weeks GODDARN IT PLEASE HELP ME AND GIVE ME KARMA LMAO

[DPG4lyfe]

that waz straight up gay lol im laughin cuzz its so gay and not funny. but usally i dont give dissez so imma hook u up wit sum props! im out!!!

[__kaLipZo__]

LMAO...The only reason I'm gunna diss you, is cuz ure falsefully acusing me of doing so...LoL...Most people on this board hate u, if u haven't noticed by now, so that explains why ure ass has negetive karma...LoL...Just for u're false accusations, I am going to diss u every day, on the hour, just too piss u off and show u how ure karma goes BOOM...LoL...PeACe

"looks at Nik's karma...then look's at rap's karma"

"shakes head..."

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LMAO...The only reason I'm gunna diss you, is cuz ure falsefully acusing me of doing so...LoL...Most people on this board hate u, if u haven't noticed by now, so that explains why ure ass has negetive karma...LoL...Just for u're false accusations, I am going to diss u every day, on the hour, just too piss u off and show u how ure karma goes BOOM...LoL...PeACe

"looks at Nik's karma...then look's at rap's karma"

"shakes head..."

Now look at Rap Quakes post number...then look at my post number


Now shake your head again like a retard...PeACe

[__kaLipZo__]

"shakes head again"

karma re-set, we all were equal, wee-tard

[Quakaveli]

"shakes head again"

karma re-set, we all were equal, wee-tard

LOL Yeah, pitiful excuses....LMAO@wee-tard

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

"shakes head again"

karma re-set, we all were equal, wee-tard

What's your point? I post way more than Quake, so therefore my name appears in wayyy more threads, and more people get more chances to click my karma...You dumb shit...PeACe

[__kaLipZo__]

ya..funny how they neva seem to see the "props" button tho...

[P Nelson]

ya..funny how they neva seem to see the "props" button tho...

LOOOL!!

[Lost Titan]

lol