Author Topic: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (Read 493 times)

The Big Bad Ass

Re:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2003, 08:03:57 AM »
Genital Herpes.  Tell them you have Genital Herpes.





















Here's the greatest of all time:

Go "Yeh, I can't make it to work tommorow"

Boss: "Why Not"

"I've got a court date!"

Boss: "For What?"

"Well, at my last job, I got fired, and now my ex-manager's trying to say I'm stalking him, making terroristic threats, saying I keyed his car, and slashed his tires"

Boss: "Um, yeah, enjoy your day off, buddy!!!, See ya Monday!"



lol
 

S.G.V.

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Re:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2003, 11:48:30 AM »
well I definately wouldn't get fired to go see Elton John, but the Superbowl- HELL FUCKIN YES!  I wouldn't even think twice.
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2003, 11:33:48 PM »
My girl and her family was gunna go...Her dad was an NFL player back in the day, so I dunno...They're all big football fans...PeACe