Lightweight Tourny... kaLipZo vs. Gareefa

[M Dogg™]

Alright… here we go… rules

16-20 bars
voted by me
verses due by 11:59pm Cali time Wednesday March 5

Good luck

[__kaLipZo__]

Checkin in...

[Reef]

im fuckin crazy man why you even tryin in this tournament/
i break emcces up like china ornaments/
but i hate it when i catch Kalipzo tryin ta hide gay porn on my lawn n shit/
dont worry man, i dont think your a pussy/
how the fuck could that be when you wont go near a vagina, now lookie/
take a cookie and go back to your mommy's tomb/
shit, fuck it man, dig her corpse up and climb back into the womb/
yeeeaaahhaaaw im morticious, im real vicious/
so sick i'd claim that your fried MDogg's ass is delicious/
Whoops there goes my victory, but im still standin here Mdogg/ (PICK MEE!)
and ima fuck up your wole life, literally/
fist, i bust a nut in your fuckin SAT's at school/
then i trust a slut to pass you a dieasese with a little note that says 'From Me To You'/
so now you got a sticky paper, and your infested with gonorrhea/
i got somethin that'll clear that up, exlax, just hope its digested and gives you genital diarrhoea/
maybe i shoulda warned your about that bitch that i sent from North Korea/
she prolly uses a Nuke for a dildo and her cum, like yours is radioactive/
that green shit makes me wanna puke, althou even thou you green your daddy looks attractive/
i might eat his ass-hole then spit down your throat, with a little note sayin, 'i hope you choke'/


19barz i make that.. Sorry about it dude.. no beef.. I'm on some real sick n twisted shit @ tha mo

[__kaLipZo__]

I lyrically ~decompose~ ya whole verse like toxic-"waste", while I ~expose~ whos really usin dogshit for tooth-"paste"//~[1]
Tried to castrate this ~cat~ but found nothing below the "Waist", ya want no-beef well here's a "taste"//~
Of how I psycho-logically dominate this -light- "crew", Mack~n~Moc, Xearo and Grew, 4 emcee's, but wheres "you"?//~[2]
I don't rhyme dirty but ya collab's really-"blew", so I feel sorry for-you, like a 1942 Jew//~[3]
Opps theres some "discrimi-nation", but I've only begun this holocaust "re-creation", Reefa as my first "assassi-nation"//~
Tryin to diss me with Christmas "deco-rations", try harder Brit-Boy, this is Elite "represen-tation"//~[4]
Wan beat me? Unzip my-"pants", you winnin this is like Christopher Reeves learnin to-"dance", take a step in this battle but you still won't "advance"//~
Only way you'll get a win is no-shows, but im just ~tryin ta help ya man~ to get dope-"flows", lets start erasing your account and re-register under "I-Blow"//~[5]
And "no", Im not pickin on you "I-Bo", If i wanted a DQ, I know who ~to go to~, but Ill win this 'fair and square' without one single-'care'//~[6]
About "defeat", takin me on but here comes the Elite from the shadows of the dark-"Street", but ill prevail with 10 lines from my rap-"sheet"//~
Fact is, ya couldn't beat me in text if you broke my "key-board", your about ya much of a joke as Owen sayin he "lives-by-the-sword"//~[7]
Im dissin Owen cuz thats my next-"opponent", my words are so complex its like sony-electronic "components" combined with phili-losphical "known-hits"//~
While I destroy you like Japanese war-"mechs", got Daygo screamin ~Godzilla! Rodzilla!~, as he straps on his-crip-vest//~
Preparing for Elite's next "best", Kalipzo comin with hot-"text", which Rippa could not "test", give him a cookie and he'll crew-"test"//~[8]
One verse and I've dissed Jews~n~Japs, only way you'll suceed in this game if ya stop postin ya "raps"//~
Your already tryin to get-out of this battle like fat constapated ladies takin-"craps", I dont pack glocks but I bust "CAPS"//~

God I love the smell of victory.






[1] Under his avatar says " Are you using dogshit for toothpaste?"
[2] Mack forgot Gareefa's name in the D.A. roster.
[3] I Aint racist...jus spittn.
[4] He said I was a Christmas Ornament, and hes British
[5] He only advanced in the Wcc cup by a no show or something, and he made a keystyle named " Tryin ta help ya man "
[6] I-Bo just loooooooves Dq.
[7] Owen Said he doesnt use personals cuz he lives by the sword.
[8] You know how Rippa will crew-hop for cookies.

[Reef]

Damn nice shit homie.. I'll admit defeat lol

[__kaLipZo__]

Damn nice shit homie.. I'll admit defeat lol

=)

[@Ss@sSiN]

lol kalipzo on to the next round...

[__kaLipZo__]

lol kalipzo on to the next round...

No ones stoppin me.

[@Ss@sSiN]

 .. look out people.. once he has the almightly LIGHTWIEGHT belt.. it can surely mean the end of us all...

[TheSheriff]

Hey man, at least I'll be the runner up, according to him. So go suck yourself. A middleweight who lost to a lightweight, lmao, you're such an ass.

[M Dogg™]

kaLipZo    

[__kaLipZo__]

kaLipZo    

lol...

[·SiNiStEr·]

is there really a need for a vote?

owen, bitch, we need to battle

make a thread "owen vs sinister" and ill post that same day

someone needs to rip you off your high horse

ill do it, gladly ... son

[TheSheriff]

  Your mom says hi, Sinister. She asks what you wanna call your new baby brother. Well, I think my baby's gonna be a girl, but hey, I don't wanna upset her.

[Reef]

Your mom says hi, Sinister. She asks what you wanna call your new baby brother. Well, I think my baby's gonna be a girl, but hey, I don't wanna upset her.

that almost made you look more of a kid than a kindergarden pupil