The Flopham Times: Special edition!

[Hack Wilson - real]

HEINZ WINS AGAIN

Pius Heinz Wins 2011 World Series of Poker Main Event

For months, poker fans around the world have waited to find out who will be crowned 2011 World Series of Poker Main Event champion. On Tuesday night, Pius Heinz, Team PokerStars Pro from Germany, earned that honor.

On Sunday, the 2011 November Nine reconvened for the first time since July and played down to the final three players. After a day off, Pius Heinz, Ben Lamb, and Martin Staszko made their way back to the Penn and Teller Theater inside the Rio All Suites Hotel and Casino to play for poker immortality.

Here’s a look at the chip counts at the beginning of play on Tuesday:

Final Three Chip Counts
Place   Player   Chip Count
1   Pius Heinz   107,800,000
2   Ben Lamb   55,400,000
3   Martin Staszko   42,700,000

Let’s Get It Started: Much to the surprise of the entire crowd, the first hand of play (Hand No. 179) was a doozy. Pius Heinz folded the button and Ben Lamb raised to 3 million from the small blind. Martin Staszko exercised his option in the big blind with a three-bet to 7.5 million. Lamb responded by moving all-in. Staszko made the call and there was 85.6 million in chips on the line.

[Remedy360]

Good to see Heinz back.

[Will_B]

Good to see Heinz back.

Was hoping he'd died


Jk









Jk

[K-MACC]

So this is what the fake black German Jew midget been up to lol

[Sccit]

So this is what the fake black German Jew midget been up to lol

fake black german jew > fake canadian cockriding crip

[Sir Petey]

HEINZ WINS AGAIN

trollsquad dont take losses.

[Heinz]

It's a mystery to me why people believe I am german...
Please stop spreading lies.

[Will_B]

It's a mystery to me why people believe I am german...

It's probably your surname that does it Josh

[Heinz]

HEINZ WINS AGAIN

Not a great feat if you look at what I am up against.
A desperate detective and a deformed degenerate thief.

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Taunt, taunt bitches (I am such a terrible and shameless tease).
Catch me if you can...

[Sir Petey]

will, youve been a real douchebag lately.


more so then usual id say.

[Sikotic™]

u know whats sad? that the bottom picture on that newspaper isnt photoshopped at all.

[Heinz]

Brave of you to let Gyula Halász take a picture of you from that angle while you are on the floor stroking your Boner.
Props.

[Sikotic™]

my boner died of old age last year

[Heinz]

my boner died of old age last year

I hope your Boner went out with a bang.
Rest in peace.