Question for Elano's Greasy Mother

[Heinz]

Dear Elano's Greasy Mother,

Wish I knew your real name so I could adress you more respectfully Signora.
Anyways, what are your feelings on your sons online "nemesis" here on Dubcc street dressing up as you when he went tricking and treating for Halloween this year?



He does make a feisty little bitch but have nothing on you, you are the embodiment of a feminine revelation.
Could you perhaps share your view on his choice of homo-erotic moniker name: Mr.Bones, as well?
Do you think that Mr.Bones' adolescent way of constantly feuding with your son here is just a way to let Elano know his true feelings and attraction to him?

Many questions today, I hope you are well and have time to adress them all.
Much love and respect from Dayton

Heinz

[Remedy360]

LOL

[Sccit]

wtf, is that really hack?

[Hack Wilson - real]

wtf, is that really hack?

lmao on the slow side today, are we?

[Sccit]

wtf, is that really hack?

lmao on the slow side today, are we?

dude, that really looks like u tho


structurewise

[Hack Wilson - real]

first off lmao...that's just wrong.

second off you say that as if you've met me.  i sure as hell am not a ginger haha

[Sccit]

first off lmao...that's just wrong.

second off you say that as if you've met me.  i sure as hell am not a ginger haha

lol no offense brobro, just the way i had u pictured


the hair's obviously a wig

[Heinz]

Forum defense lesson 47:

When trying to save face from embarrasing accusation(s)/comment(s): pretend you are nonchalantly laughing by adding lol's, lmao's and haha's to your post(s).
It can be an effective way of fooling others to believe you aren't affected emotionally by the matter and that a statement about you is false.
The only way you can be further humiliated is if someone points out Forum defense lesson 47 for everyone to see.
If that happens deploy Forum defense lesson 18 or 53 from the manual as an emergency manoeuvre.








 

[Remedy360]

Damn, Heinz is on the attack.

[Hack Wilson - real]

Damn, Heinz is on the attack.

yep, pretty lonely day in Dayton apparently.



oh, i forgot to insert a few "lol's".  my bad.   

[Sccit]

[Heinz]

Hack's comeback was a sorrier sight than Will's blinking banana: impotent.
With an erectile sounding moniker like Mr.Bones you should come harder.
I guess it can be difficult to perform under pressure and when everyone is watching...

[Hack Wilson - real]

 

[Heinz]

[Sccit]

hack, post some recent pics brodie...im pretty sure the last one of u posted left a bad perception of u in peoples minds, u gotta have somethin more normal lookin cud