Vegas

[MUHFUKKA]

any of you guys been? going in january for my boys 25th birthday. staying at planet hollywood. i know its the down season but airfare and hotels are CHEAP. anybody got some tips or stories?

[J. B A N A N A S]

March 2012, 2 females, me, 2 other dudes. We were staying at the Venetian.
Decided to go see Kreayshawn perform at Tao (Venetian's nightclub).
We were having drinks and dinner before the show started when 2 days of booze and shrimp buffet made me wanna go shit.

Head to bathroom. Find an empty stall, and as I pull a seat cover this thing flies up from the stack of them and hits me. I look on the floor and it was a loaded syringe with what I'm guessing was heroin.
I jump back and a guy who was milling around near another stall comes rushing over to me.

Him: "Fuck dude that's mine my buddy hid it there"
Me: "I almost got stuck you fuckin asshole, why would he hide it there?!?!"
Him: "Sorry dude, just don't say anything alright?"
Me: "So you can do it again and give somebody aids? Fuck that"
Him: "Look, I'm really sorry. Here I got cash on me. Take it, it's about two fifty."
Me: "Deal".

Got paid and didn't get AIDS or throwed off H, and spent the bribe money on an obscenely marked up bottle of cognac at the Kreayshawn show.

Writing this out, it sounds like something that would happen in greasy Reno but all in all it was a good experience.

TAO is a great club/restaurant/pool to go hit up.

[O.G A.Geesta'z]

the first time i do coke will be in Vegas

[MUHFUKKA]

yeah ive been to reno but never vegas. it was pretty grimy, bought a gram of coke off some black chick and she pulled it out of her pussy. its was double wrapped and actually not bad though haha

[MUHFUKKA]

and when you went in march the pools and shit were open? im not sure if they are in january but i plan on getting so fucked up it wont matter

[J. B A N A N A S]

and when you went in march the pools and shit were open? im not sure if they are in january but i plan on getting so fucked up it wont matter

No, summer is best for Vegas pool time but honestly there's so much else going on and it's such a great venue for doing drugs that you won't want to just lay around a pool anyway (until the hangover/come down)

[Sikotic™]

they got the best hookers outside of Excalibur.

the ones by stratusphere are dirty as fuck. not in a good way.

[DJ SUGAFREE QUIK]

they got the best hookers outside of Excalibur.

Ugh, I hate 2 bring this up but some things in life I must discuss 2 get through it.  Hopefully every hooker out there will stay away from entering a room in the excalibur with someone.  Early 1991 my history teacher told us a disturbing story about someone he knew that stayed at the excalibur & there was a strange smell in the room.  So they checked the bed & it was a murdered hooker inside    Thankfully they got another room for free.

I haven't been to vegas since 2000    last time I went, I won about $460 with tips on how 2 increase chances at the slot machines.  Need 2 be back there. 

[MUHFUKKA]

yeah were not really gonna be gambling much. everytime ive gambled in a casino in reno or tahoe just kinda felt like a waste. in tahoe you can kinda sit at the video poker with 5 bucks for an hour and get free beers but thats just kinda to kill time, not what were gonna be doing out there. probably do a lil sports betting though

[Sikotic™]

I can't be bothered with gambling myself either. I did win $500 at Vegas one time.....but I was 16 so I couldnt claim that shit.

[J. B A N A N A S]

Sport bets are a lot more fun. If you don't know how to play poker it's just not interesting and not worth investing money and emotion. Sports are something a lot of us love and care about and can apply knowledge to. Horse races are a lot more fun than cards too imo, hit one up if you can.

[Sccit]

Sport bets are a lot more fun. If you don't know how to play poker it's just not interesting and not worth investing money and emotion. Sports are something a lot of us love and care about and can apply knowledge to. Horse races are a lot more fun than cards too imo, hit one up if you can.

i agree....i like fuckin wit sports betting in vegas. other than that, it's blackjack or roulette. the free drinks are always watered down, but still do the job after enough of em.

[MUHFUKKA]

if i were gonna play a table game it would be blackjack, i play poker sometimes but im not that into it. the sports betting in reno was badass with all the screens and shit i won a lil money too, i bet in vegas its way crazier. may have to check out the horse race betting

[MUHFUKKA]

just made it back in one piece. weirdest airplane ride of my life. had a great time but i gotta say im never gonna do molly/ extacy again

[Sccit]

just made it back in one piece. weirdest airplane ride of my life. had a great time but i gotta say im never gonna do molly/ extacy again

WHY NOT?