Author Topic: convo between me and this hot chick. Your opinions? (Read 244 times)

budsmokeronly · « **on:** March 19, 2003, 02:48:14 PM »

inmyazzpleeze: hey there sexy
acgrundy420: wass craccalaccin cuz
inmyazzpleeze: what r u doing rite now?
acgrundy420: masterbating to a picture of 50 cents
inmyazzpleeze: DAMN!!! ME TOO!!!
acgrundy420: u want me to come over and give u a hand?
inmyazzpleeze: hehehehehehhe
inmyazzpleeze: u know any good tricks?
acgrundy: I know the houdini
inmyazzpleeze: whats that?
acgrundy: oh I would have to show u
inmyazzpleeze: u wanna see a pic of me in my new lingerie outfit?
acgrundy420: sure make it quik tho, cause 50 cents is waitin for me
inmyazzpleeze: aight here it is
inmyazzpleeze: how do I look?
acgrundy420: like a whore
inmyazzpleeze: fuck u asshole!
acgrundy420: what?
acgrundy420: I'm just being honest
inmyazzpleeze: I wanna be with u but my friends told me not too
acgrundy420: why not?
inmyazzpleeze: they say all u wanna do is get in my drawers and then leave me
acgrundy420: yep, thats about all there is to it
inmyazzpleeze: what a DICK!
acgrundy420: yep, thats what they all say
acgrundy420: so u gonna come over here and break me off sum or what?
inmyazzpleeze: NO!
acgrundy420: Fine, I'm out!!!
inmyazzpleeze: wait I just wanna talk to you
acgrundy420: bitch you without me, is like Hail Melvin without the bluenotes
acgrundy420: ya never go platinum!
inmyazzpleeze: aight fine, I'll come over
acgrundy420: damn straight, and bring a friend too!

damn guys I need some help!!! This girl is comming over and she only takes it in the ass!!! I never have done it in the ass before!!! I need sum help!!! Can anyone here help me out!!! Nino, I know u got plenty of experience takin it in the ass, can u give me some pointers please!!!

Quakaveli · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2003, 03:00:00 PM »

ey cuzz U got sum gud shit wit diz chicc knaamean....u dun a good jobb pimpin this hoe!!! i say jus fucc her in da azz wid a condom cuzz deez stancc hoez jus b(K) fulla dem STDz knaamean cuzz...n o ya dun forget tha lube...or juzz do it str8 up n make da hoe bleed knaaamean...make it like ninos azzhole when suges takin ova...pz..im out!!!

PLANT · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2003, 03:35:51 PM »

Yo Grundy, the best advice I got for you would be to hit her with a Donkey Punch or a Hidden Houdini...

Play on playa

Suga Foot · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2003, 06:36:16 PM »

lol funny boy

Quote from: AcGrundy aka Janky Mafiosi on March 19, 2003, 02:48:14 PM

acgrundy420: bitch you without me, is like Hail Melvin without the bluenotes
acgrundy420: ya never go platinum!

It's Harold Melvin BTW

Now_Im_Not_Banned · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2003, 10:13:28 PM »

Use Applesauce for lubrication...Works all the time...

Bigg AG · « **Reply #5 on:** March 20, 2003, 01:02:04 AM »

hector · « **Reply #6 on:** March 20, 2003, 04:54:20 AM »

Before you bust, just make sure you give her the o'l chilli dog. Take a big greasy shit on her chest, then tit fuck her, and when she freaks out, just simply explain that you are making chilli dogs. Good luck. Works like a charm.

Ignyte · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2003, 07:54:46 PM »

Quote from: Hector Dragoncox on March 20, 2003, 04:54:20 AM

Before you bust, just make sure you give her the o'l chilli dog. Take a big greasy shit on her chest, then tit fuck her, and when she freaks out, just simply explain that you are making chilli dogs. Good luck. Works like a charm.

WTF