Author Topic: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!!!  (Read 766 times)

infinite59

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Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!!!
« on: April 29, 2001, 11:57:12 AM »
Aiight ya'll.  This could be an interesting thread here.  My story probably isn't as good as yours but here goes, it's pretty typical actually.

Aiight, I was 17 so I felt my time had long past.  My friend through the biggest party of the school year.  This girl was at the party and we were just chillin talking, no big deal.  But I heard from one of my boys that she was interested, and what she was wearing automatically had me thinking one thing.  She left the party for about an hour for some reason.  And when she came back I started spitting some game like, "damn... girl... why'd you leave me like that... don't ever leave me again..."  sarcastic like, I was getting all close with her and she thought it was funny so I kept at it, "I'm not letting you out of my sight the rest of the night,"  Pulled her in my friends bedroom, and the rest I couldn't have planned better.  My mentality was to just keep going till she said stop, and she never said stop.  Went up in her, it was all I expected, got up, put my clothes back on, told my boys, went out and partied some more.  I remember they had the song "Wanna Be A Baller" playing on repeat, by Little Troy, whenever I hear that song, I'll remember that night.
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2001, 12:08:14 PM »
No way man my brother comes in here as a reader all the time LOL
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2001, 12:53:26 PM »
M Dogg... I feel ya, I've converted to Islam and now I'm trying to be a good Muslim.  It was back in the day...
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2001, 01:01:35 PM »
man...to tell you the truth....i dont ever remember the girls name or what she looked like....

it was just some girl from round the way when i was about 14 or something livin in manhattan...

did i knock it out?

DID I FUCK!!!!

.........not exactly memorable shit...but i made up for it since then......
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2001, 01:05:04 PM »
I'll get some....one day.
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2001, 01:06:25 PM »
My story is going down, I don't want no one messing around the net seeing shit they ain't suppose to really see. But hey, shit happens.
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2001, 01:11:01 PM »
Funny topic dogg..I was bout 13 years old! I lyed bout my age to this girl She was 17.LoL.Now thats some cool shit there.
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2001, 01:14:09 PM »
this rican chick crystal..she was like 14/15 i was da same age..damn she was fly too...it was nothin great though..

she a lil slut now..shes like 18 wit 2 kids..i still talk to her though cuz we live on da same block..loll

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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2001, 02:00:51 PM »
i was late 13, many say i will regret it, but i dont regret it yet, but everyone says i will when i get older..it was because at a party we were playing stupid games like truth or dare and what not, and this girl (i will hide the name incase one of my frineds comeso n here that doesnt know about this) this girl was dared to suck my ding a ling you know, so we went into the dudes dads shed and it went down, that after the party was winding down it was kinda late, we ended up doing it in the most inconvient place like under the deck or soem shit..it was alright, pretty damn good, but not that amazing. :)
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2001, 02:29:14 PM »
I think my first fuck was the best fuck. eventough i busted a nut in like less then two minutes.
it was 1993 when i was like 14 , i had a cute swedish exchange student in my history class and i fucked her brains out after school for two weeks untill she went back to sweden.  since then i have a thing for scandavian girls
but at the moment i'm Ho hunting for a philipino girl. i love fine philipino girlz man u know what i'm sayin
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2001, 04:10:37 PM »
yeah man!

im all for chicks of all kinds of ethnic minority suckin my dick anytime.....

the best looking girl i ever met (and fucked) was indian....

i been with afro americans

afro european

white usa

white europeon (english, german, french)

and im workin some more.....
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2001, 11:48:43 AM »
thats cool man....respect.....i swear dogg you gotta be one of the realest motherfuckers i ever met in my life......

hold out for yours homie....
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2001, 03:18:22 PM »
I'M 16 years old an aint even had a girlfriend yet let alone get laid.  I'm a decent looking guy and im stay in shape,  and have a job but im extremely shy.  It sux especially when you have been obsessed wit tha same girl for a year an a half an we have alot in common to but she most likely doesnt know me.  This post got me all depressed i gotta go pop some 2pac in my stereo
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2001, 07:44:03 PM »
damn....this is a good ass post......

7th grade for me......on halloween...it was a going away present.....i was movin away....and she had a party....my girl at the time..we went into the laundry room......lol i was in my karate outift and she had on a fairy outfit.......its was crazy.........but i left with a big ass smile on my face....
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2001, 08:35:17 PM »
DAMN! how old were you like 11 or 12? anyways me, im still lookin for some
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