the official Joke Thread

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Ok, this I found highly amusing once when I was very high  

A peice of string walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "Pint of beer please".

The bar tender says "Sorry mate, we don't serve string in here."

The string in disbelief says "why" and continues 2 argue with the bar tender.

Eventually the string gets escorted out by the bar bouncers.

Outside the string ties himself into a knot & goes back into the bar.

He asks the bar tender "Pint of beer please".

The bar tender says "Aren't you the piece of string that was jus' in here??".

The string says "I'm a fraid knot".


hehehhe, ok thats whack