Whores

[Ebony Bree Caple]

Why do men love whores?

I mean you're basically paying for something you can get for free.

I'm seriously confused.

You'll fuck whores, marry a good girl and keep fucking whores?

Why don't you just marry the whore and pimp her out and invest in her through fake ass, fake tits, fake lips, fake skin and pimp her out to all your whore lovin' buddies.

Maybe teach the whore how to cook too so she's got something to do when she goes to pasture.

But seriously.....

Can any of you tell me why you love whore ass hoe bags?

[Duck Duck Doggy]

I don’t see them anymore but one of the reasons they’re great is they have almost zero expectations of you

[Ebony Bree Caple]

I don’t see them anymore but one of the reasons they’re great is they have almost zero expectations of you

So basically they're like a vending machine with a malfunctioning brain?

[Ebony Bree Caple]

Nah
I get it
They're probably like an intelligent pet
You can train it to cum, turn tricks, play dead, fetch
Or someone else trains it and you just hire it like a novelty
Yeah
Really not envying the whores right now, fellas