I'd rather be a B.I.T.C.H.

[Ebony Bree Caple]

I'd rather fuck a cop than a Crip
Eat slops than a dick
Be ya B.I.T.C.H.

I'd rather get tossed than act BOSS
Rather flog ya than get ya glossed
B a C.A.T.C.H.

I'd rather turn a trick out
Treat a mouth from the south
Than be a W.H.O.R.E.

I'd rather be ya father than ya lil ma ya lil fucker
I'd rather be a queen than a sex pet ya skeez

I'd rather eat crumbs off the curbs than be your bumb ass nerd eating five star meals all day
I'd rather starve than be a large that don't care if people go without just so he can get layed


I'd rather be a B.I.T.C.H.
Than some slut that turns herself out for the punk ass pay

I'd rather be a B.I.T.C.H.
Than a wife to a dike that eat a white hoes steak

I'd rather be your ENEMY
You were never a fucking friend to me
I'm Ebony
The energy to ya lame ass orgys and every bitch on my case
That's why I'd rather be a B.I.T.C.H.

I'd rather be a G.O.G.G. bae
I'd rather live in Red Hook than Hollywood for a holiday
I'd rather starve with my brothers than gorge on finery
Rather punch on with ya whores than chase a wine and dine ya fleas

I'd rather be a B.I.T.C.H.
than a cheap ass fake ass skank

I'd rather live like I'm real
No swords
No shields
Than be a pedophile fucking some cunt half my age

I'd rather be a .B.I.T.C.H.
Praise the Lord every day than be a dawgs fuckin slave
I'd rather say A.L.L.A.H.
Than be an infidel fucking cheap money hungry skanks
I'd rather be a Cave Bitch

I'd rather save a snitch than set em up for the fall
I'd rather deck an inspector than deck the fucking halls
I'd rather be boring than a muthafuccin whore
I'd rather rap for Jordy than some bitch ass applause

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
I'd rather cut the fucking key than open a gate
I'd rather get beat into submission than give it up for free
I'd rather stab you in the kitchen than cook ya fuckkn feed

I'd rather be a B.I.T.C.H.
than some money grubby whore getting fucked all day
I'd rather be F.R.E.E. G
than bow down to a fifty year old clown ya see

I'd rather tickle my own clit than give it up to another dick
Ya just another dick ya skeez
I'd rather fantasize than be a scum fuckers bride
I'd rather be celibate than on my knees

I'd rather mind my own in my own fucking home that I pay for all damn day
Than give up the twat for some punk muthaz rot that ain't gonna get me off
No way

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.

I'd rather go without than chase the fuckin clout
I'd rather be victimised than rich in these sick dicks eyes

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
I'd rather be poor than an underage whore
I'd rather be poor than perform like a whore
I'd rather be poor than open fuckin doors
I'd rather be poor than mow ya fuckin lawn

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
Than a wanna be suckin dick for muthafuccin fame
I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
Than some trick acting like the dick ain't fucked a million skanks

I'd rather be realistic

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
Than some slut that thinks her cunt is any more than a cave
I'd rather be a B..I.T.C.H.
Than a bank to a punk ass chump ass fake

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
Than act like I'm good for anything other than puttin out for the pay
I'd rather be a barren old crone than give another man dome
I'd rather act uptight than loosen up for the night
I'd rather get tortured than be fuckin bought ya whores
I'd rather be a useless slut than marry up
I'd rather be real ya feel
I'd rather be real than sign a fuckin record deal

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
than a trick getting turned out by a fuckin blonde skank
I'd rather be lonely homie
But I know ya gonna phone me
Coz ya phoney
You need me to spice the shit up
She likes live don't the mutt
She buys Nike's don't she tough guy
She loves gangsters hey buff guy
She loves Botox and beauty treatments nails and hair done
She's not even natural
She's a weak fuckin bum
Never earned a fucking dime to get by
Lived a life of luxury
No tears in her eye

So
I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.

I'd rather hate

I'd rather be ya
Beautiful
Internet
Troll
Chekkin
Heads

THAN SOME FAG BOY AND FAG GIRL FISTIN KIDS FOR THE FEDS

I'd rather be on one
Than off my fuckin dial
I'd rather be strong son
Than a yoga posin dime

I'd rather keep my legs crossed than put em up round my ears
I'd rather sing bring it on than shed fuckin tears
I'd rather go out like a soldier
Than say sold ya to a human being
Bae
I'm just trying to hold ya
Hold ya head

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
Than a punk muthafucka making porn all day
I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
And go out for the gang than bang asses all day

I'd rather be a lioness
Than a Lyin little pest
I'd rather make my self cum on my own
Than be a sex fiend to a pedophillic skeez that ain't even happy in his own home

I'd rather be fit from walking than fuckin chicken Hawking
I'd rather be loose from getting punched in the cunt
Than a muthafuccin dawg and his muthafuccin hog
You're just animals bitch
Straight chump

I'd rather take on the west coz WE the best that's why we let your dumb Nazi whores infiltrate
Now you're bowing down to a bleach blonde crown and I'm still a B.I.T.C.H.

I'd rather be honest
That's a promise
I'd rather be beaten black and blue
Than be anything but a B.I.T.C.H. to a trick ass punk like you

I'd rather hallucinate on the streets
Than be unsafe in your sheets
I'd rather starve cunt
Go without
Than put one measly dime on your disgusting ass crime and call the cunt rent
No doubt

I'd rather be ya Q.U.E.E.N.
And royalty don't mix with cheap fuckin men
I'd rather be ya Q.U.E.E.N.
And royalty don't associate with rapists my friend

I'd rather be R.E.A.L. G
Than like that flea on my tail chasing meals and some cheese
I'd rather be B.R.O.K.E. than hand over one red cent to a fuckin vulture like Bree

I'd rather be S.O.F.T. boo
Than a race traitorous money hungry muthafuccin jew
I'd rather get beat than be like you
And any other muthafuccin trying to feed me dog food

I'd rather be ya
Beautiful
Internet
Troll
Chekkin
Heads

Than a muthafuccin stripper shakin her ass for the Fed's
I'd rather wear Red
Than Blue
And I'm always gonna be the main bitch to you

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.

I'd rather be D.E.A.D. bro
Than jealous of a hoe I pimped out for the show
I'd rather laugh at all their classless shit
Coz I don't wanna be a tasteless bumb ass trick
I'd rather pimp the fuckin West Coast out
To another fuckin man and another fuckin trout
I'd rather pimp the damn west coast out
Coz they psychopaths
Serial sodomites
No doubt

I'd rather make soft porn my G
I'd rather make films of em in the bedroom and sell them to the fleas
I'd rather put cameras all through their homes
Turn up the mic
Watch a dike give a dike hoe dome

I'd rather laugh my dear brothers
We can't stop these undercover fuckers
But we can sell their ass all damn day
It's hilarious
I'm the hariest
They the scariest
But I'm daring yas
Please don't watch them fuck all damn day

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.

They wanna be James Brown while they growl and go down on a Barbie doll try make me jealous
I had head in bed whenever I said and I left him for dead my fellaz
Tried to buy me fake tits so I cracked the shit and told the cunt to go fuck himself instead
Now they've found my namesake coz I pimped out the skank and they trying to call the loose bitch Deb

I'd rather be Ebony the Enemy
Ya B.I.T.C.H.
Than a fake nose
Fake tits
Fake ass skank

They love to play slave games and shit
Then they tell me trying to make me envious
Tricks

I rather mind my own in my home
Typing straight from the dome
Than be a H.O.E. my G
I don't need no dome
I don't need no home
I'm headed for the streets my G

I'm supposed to be vying to be a bedwench and get benchpressed by the deadest vainest most selfish cunt I ever seen
Then they give ME the fake ass bullshit acting like they actually pity me bredren, Geez

So
I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
Getting raped every night
Stalked every day
Treated like a field slave
Than be a cheap white tease cracker hoe
And perform like a monkey for the muthafuccin dough

I'd rather be a B.I.T.C.H.

You want some more information?
What is you?
The cops?
Drop ya fuckin jocks and show us what you got
That's all y'all getting from me
Ebony Bree
The original
Please

So I'll fake a skank
Coz I put asses in banks
Where they exchange their vowels for coin
Cheap fucking words from geek fuckin turds
Mind you I wrote a verse for em to boing to
Choice

We filmed everything coz views are worth cash
They just chasing blue checks but I get em wrecked and mashed
Then they look at my numbers and they don't add up
My numbers be banging bro
Oh yeah
They add up

See
I'd rather be P.O.O.R. G
How'm I be rich when people starving in the streets
I'd rather be sure than guess a fee
I'd rather open doors for my homies not the hoes my G

I'd rather be a B.I.T.C.H.
So I don't get treated like a trick ass skank
I've had sex
I've had head
I've never had love
That's what I'm waiting on
And my love come from above

It's on T.R.I.C.K.
C.K. all day
On every vain that aims to blame a victim

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
than a trick ass Crip suckin on a caucazoid clit
I've fucked a phillipino
Lisa was her name
She was natural
Gorgeous
We had no shame

I'd rather be honest
I promise
You'll feel my pain
You'll orgasm to it
You're sadists
I'll shame
Every C on my fuckin tail
You'll fail one way or another
God will prevail

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
speaking the truth about that hoe ass skank
Just told him yesterday
If I was ever Infatuated
I would have grabbed your hand
That hoe just hated
Now it's baited me
Coz basically
Bree can't be enough
Or they wouldn't need me to liven things up
But I get it
I'm alluring
They thrive on my pain
They sadists
Need I say the shit again?

Always be a B.I.T.C.H.
20 fucking bodies and no fucking dates
I don't want to be shown off
I don't want to be taken out
I don't want to suck a cock
I don't want to fuck for clout

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
No fucking family And no fucking mates
No supports
No old haunts I can visit again
Never had much so I don't really feel shame

I'd rather be ya B.I.T.C.H.
Than go on a date to satiate the sadists hate
I've knocked back plastic surgery
Turned millionaires down
I fucked coz I was horny
I wasn't after a crown

Now I'm a B.I.T.C.H.
all I get is abuse every muthafuccin day
All I get every night is spiked and raped
All I get for food is what they've tampered with
Great

I'd rather be D.E.A.D G
Than trust any slimy fucker
Give a fuck who they be
I'd rather sit on my own for the rest of my life than fantasize bout being some muthafuccin suckaz wife

I'll never be H.O.E. my G
I'm no safer than I was when I was aged 3
They've never known struggle
They've never known pain
They've never been punched in the cunt again and again

I'll never be a B.R.I.D.E.
I'm not chasing the shit
I'm the dog
You the flea
They'll have to kidnap me
Abuse my slut for life
And then I'll still be a victim
Never a wife

I'll never be C.L.E.A.N.
I'll always feel dirty
They fuck with everything men
And I'm not even ashamed
Coz it's them that's the stain
They revolting
They think I'm jealous
They straight up insane

I'll always be a B.I.T.C.H.
I'll always be wishing hell on hoe ass skanks
I'll always be wishing hell on Enemies bae
I'll always be wishing hell on Dubz and fakes
I'll always be knowing that God's growing in my heart
I'll always feel the hate of infidels when I practice jihad
I'll always know I'm stronger coz I've suffered more than them
Them being protected Children, women and men
I'll always wish shatans will on devils who slave
Innocent fucking victims who just tried to stay safe
I'll always be a B.I.T.C.H.
Every fucking hour of every fucking day

I'll always be M.A.F.I.O.S.I. bae
I'll always practice Omerta
I'll always obey
I'll never blame my Don for the actions of these snakes
I'll never blame God for the Devil's in my way

I'll be D.O.W.N.
Like you'll always be my bigger
Like you'll always be my friend
And I'll pray for our brothers locked inside
They put em in
We get em out
Sept the Brothers For Life
Fuck the Rebels they just Jezebels
Devils and shit
Fuck Bandidos
Fuck back down south with ya dirty shit
Fuck the OUTLAWS
FUCK THE CRIPS
FUCK THE COPS
FUCK THE TRICKS
FUCK EVERY BITCH ON MY DICK UP THE ASS WITH A GRIP

I'll always be the main B.I.T.C.H.
And my lovers call me mama
Not sis ya snitch ass fake
I call my lovers brother
Not daddy ya tricks
They call me beautiful despite your interfering and shit
They give me pleasure unlike your pedophillic shit
They don't degrade me unlike your hoe ass fuckery bitch
They kiss me better
Not fake ass sensuality slut where ya gotta rape ya cousin just to get a good fuck