So I was exploring Islam for a minute there

[Ebony Bree Caple]

Learnt some really nice stuff
Read some more of the Qur'an
Explored Haram versus Halal
Listened to sermons
Read the Hadith
Memorised quotes from The Prophet P.B.U.H.
Even got a marriage proposal
But I'm not prepared to convert

I talked to B.G. Knoccout about it
He was helpful
We just chopped it up for a minute

Everybody was so encouraging but I must admit I'm too free of a spirit to be tied down

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

Learnt some really nice stuff
Read some more of the Qur'an
Explored Haram versus Halal
Listened to sermons
Read the Hadith
Memorised quotes from The Prophet P.B.U.H.
Even got a marriage proposal
But I'm not prepared to convert

I talked to B.G. Knoccout about it
He was helpful
We just chopped it up for a minute

Everybody was so encouraging but I must admit I'm too free of a spirit to be tied down

B.G. Knoccout is a Muslim?  What'd he say?  Did he ask you to marry him?

[Ebony Bree Caple]

B.G. Knoccout is a Muslim?  What'd he say?  Did he ask you to marry him?

Yes he is
No he didn't
I just asked him how far into his studies he said the Shahada
We chatted a little
A little
Nothing too deep and personal