Author Topic: Funny ass joke... (Read 136 times)

ROCCY · « **on:** August 28, 2001, 12:37:14 PM »

Here is a funny ass joke I made up...Everyone add your own joke...

A nice guy was pissing in a urinil, when he saw some old guy next to him with no arms...He felt really bad for the guy, and kept on wondering how he was gunna piss...When the nice guy walked to wash his hands, the old guy said, "Wait, can you unzip my pants for me", and the nice guy said "Sure, why not?", than after the old guy said "Can you pull it out for me" the nice guy wanted to do a good deed and said "Sure" while he pulls out his dick, he stares at it and see's it has pimples, bumps, molds, and hair clumps...Than after the old guy takes a piss he says, "can you put it back in and zip it?", and the nice guy does so. After it's all done, the nice guy asks "Why does your penis look like that?", and the old guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but there's no way I'm touchin that fuckin thing"...and the nice guy beats his ass up...

Now add your jokes bitches...

Hittman · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2001, 12:39:09 PM »

I Liked That Joke, I Might Post A Joke Later.

bLaDe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2001, 12:50:50 PM »

hyahahaa lol gud one dawg

DreSnoop00 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2001, 02:29:07 PM »

that was a pretty good joke
heres mine:
three guys are in the snowy mountains and they have to share cabin.. when they get there, there is only one bed.. Its a big bed so they decide to all sleep together.. the next morning when they all wake up.. they guy on the right side of the be says "man i hed a dream that someone was yanking my dick off" . they guy on tha left says "i had that same dream" then the guy in middle say "i had the best dream of all, i had the dream I was skiing" (he is waving his arms at this moment like a skiier)

its funnier when ur actually there to listen

Sub-Z · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2001, 04:36:52 PM »

hahahahahha

Now_Im_Not_Banned · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2001, 10:38:51 PM »

Hey DreSnopp00 HaHaHaHa

Siberian_Wolf · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2001, 10:56:07 PM »

A woman comes to a doctor's office, sits on a chair and says: "Doctor, I have a big problem. Everytime I'm left in a room with a man, I want to fuck with him badly. How's it called?"
The doc pulls his dick out: " It's called a wonderful day!"