Rap Against WWE Wrestler Chris Benoit

[Perfection]

Don’t you ever tell me who I can and can’t respect!
You’ll wind up in surgery, with another broken neck.
At least you’re all set when you get your release,
If you ever go broke, rent the space between your teeth.
Oh, you don’t like what I’m saying? I don’t care if you get flipped off,
Don’t ever judge me dude, you just a Dynamite rip off.
Yo, you’s a rabid wolverine but you’re missing a fang,
I tie strings to acorns, so I can let my nuts hang.
You ready to settle this? Then come on out here and fight me,
I ain’t allergic to your rabies dog, come on out and bite me!
WORD LIFE!

[Perfection]

Sorry about all those numbers in there. I wrote this out in Word then copied and pasted it.

[ARYC]

yeah ...an i'm pretty sure that's one of john cena's "freestyles" against chris benoit ...not sure though,so i'm not gonna accuse u of biting
but biting a wrestler ......pathetic

[·SiNiStEr·]

thanks R~A for pointin that out man

i didnt know that that was bit.. i will totally disregard that verse ever as a keystyle.. peace

[bez]

That was fucking dope, lol

[|JEM|ILL|]

I saw this on WWE.com bout' 2 weeks ago...im thinkin bite...If i can find it...

[Perfection]

You See on the website of the Sports newwork in Canada, TSN, they had a challenge to see if someone could come up with a John Cena type rap when given name of the wrestler who John Cena had rapped against.

So this rap was just for fun. Chris Benoit is one of my favourite wrestlers and I think he should've had the title by now.

[Perfection]

You want a rap that you don't think is the same as a John Cena one then here it is:

You gave it your all Chris, you did not quit.
But your too old now, go on Piper's Pit!
I'll beat you down, just with one rap.
I'll put YOU in the Crossface and make you tap!
I'm on to Brock Lesnar, I'm gonna face the big boy.
Just you watch, as I throw him 'round like a toy!
When I'm champion, I'll give anyone a shot.
I'll beat his butt down, exactly how I was taught!
There ain't anyone betta' than me. No neva'!
Cause I injured everybody wit' my Death Valley Driva'!
Word Life!

[Disceptive AssAssin]

^^ lmfao

that shit was fucking weak, never spit again dawg cuz you stright fucking wreek/

[Perfection]

If you you want to bad mouth The French Dibbler, then speak proper English. Because that is the only way The French Dibbler will take anyone of your comments seriously.


And if think what I say is bad or the stuff that I send into TSN is bad then I leave you for today with a Mickey Rivers' Quote:
"You can't improve what's bad, you can only build up what's good."

[TheSheriff]

MEAT IN A BUN! GETCHA MEAT IN A BUN 'ERE! DIRECT FROM THE FRENCH DIBBLER! IT'S MEAT, I GUARANTEE IT!

[Maestro Minded]

If you you want to bad mouth The French Dibbler, then speak proper English. Because that is the only way The French Dibbler will take anyone of your comments seriously.


And if think what I say is bad or the stuff that I send into TSN is bad then I leave you for today with a Mickey Rivers' Quote:
"You can't improve what's bad, you can only build up what's good."

do you speak french?

[Perfection]

No I do not speak french.It's Just a Name I heard while listening to the Dan Patrick Show on ESPN Radio. It's what they call former Reds pitcher Rob Dibble, but now I think they call him the Freedom Dibbler.

[ARYC]

"do u speak french?"

*raises hand* i speak french

[Maestro Minded]

"do u speak french?"

*raises hand* i speak french

salut