If you planning airtravel on July 4 [USA]

[JTSimon]

Check out http://www.travelocity.com/ or
http://www.jetblue.com/

I got my parents a sweet deal to H-Town and my uncle to NJ

[TheSheriff]

I'd be careful.

[JTSimon]

I'd be careful.

Careful of what?

[Sub-Z]

germs

[Trauma-san]

Yeah, be careful to beat ass if you see any abi-dabis on board.  I mean, don't threaten them or anything, but if they try anything, you need to take them out of the situation.  Just my .02

[JTSimon]

Haha my parents look arabian



Plus terrorist strike when you least expect not on July 4

maybe on July 5 when I'm celebrating my birthday

I'm going to Chucky Cheese

[Trauma-san]

Your parents look arabian? Well, considering that they're not terrorists (I'm just assuming, clue me in if i'm wrong) then what you should be 'careful' about is be careful some rednecks don't jump the gun.  Maybe you could have little pamphlets made up explaing why your family are not terrorists, and hand them out at the door of the plane; believe me, that'll go a LONG WAY towards calming everybody down!

[JTSimon]

Your parents look arabian? Well, considering that they're not terrorists (I'm just assuming, clue me in if i'm wrong) then what you should be 'careful' about is be careful some rednecks don't jump the gun.  Maybe you could have little pamphlets made up explaing why your family are not terrorists, and hand them out at the door of the plane; believe me, that'll go a LONG WAY towards calming everybody down!

Jump the gun with what? A plastic fork?

I will make my parents wear blue jeans my dad can wear my Steve Young jersey and my mom will wear my Sacramento Kings jersey. They will each have pork shops in their hands. And they will be prasing George W. Bush all the way to Houston.

[Trauma-san]

^^ Yeah, that would work.  They sound like nice respectable citizens, what with the pork chops and all.