Compuserve's Hip Hop Dictionary.....what a joke

[mrtonguetwista]

Hip-Hop Dictionary
Fo shizzle your whatizzle? Hip-hop slang has become so colorful in recent years, it could almost qualify as it's own language. But now you too can talk like the most pimpin' playa on the block with our handy hip-hop dictionary. It's da shiznit, dog!







dog (dawg) - noun - (1) A man who is unfaithful or treats his female partners unchivalrously. "My ex-boyfriend is such a dog." (2) One's compatriot or comrade. "I'm just hanging with my dogs, watching 'Trading Spaces.'" (3) Verb: To insult or criticize. "My friends are dogging me for buying the new Yanni CD, but I don't care."

floss - (floss) - verb - To live a luxurious or decadent lifestyle. "Since he got his Hamptons house, my dentist is really flossing."

heezy (hee-zee) - noun - (1) The house (literally and figuratively.) "If that's how you're going to act, I'm taking my toys and going back up in the heezy." (2) The hook (figuratively), as in "off the hook," or spectacular. "Man, that new Celine Dion track was off the heezy!"

fo sheezy (fo shee-zee) - interjection - For sure; certainly. See also fo shizzle. "Dairy products are an important source of calcium, fo sheezy."

fo shizzle (fo shi-zul) - interjection - For sure; certainly. See also fo sheezy. "Spinach is an excellent source of iron, fo shizzle."

ice (ice) - noun - Diamonds. "I'm having my ice appraised at the jeweler's."

iced out (iced owt) - adj. phrase - Bedecked in diamonds. "Ivana Trump was really iced out at that charity gala."

mad (mad) - adverb - Very; extremely; or, a great deal of. "Martha Stewart's got mad recipes in her magazine."

playa (play-uh) - noun - A charming ladies' man or Casanova; also, one who lives a luxurious or affluent lifestyle. "Former President Bill Clinton is a true playa."

props (props) - plural noun - Accolades; credit for work well done. "Dad deserves mad props for lowering his cholesterol level."

rock (rock) - verb - To wear or sport. "Grandpa was rocking his plaid pants on the golf course today."

ya heard? (yuh herd)- interjection - Used for rhetorical emphasis when conveying a point. "The stock market is definitely going to rebound in the fourth quarter, ya heard?"

[Black_Smoke]

lol

[Noon Bank$]

Hip-Hop Dictionary

 "Martha Stewart's got mad recipes in her magazine."

lol

[eS El Duque]

"Dad deserves mad props for lowering his cholesterol level."



lol^^^

[Javier]

the sad thing is that idiots do talk like that.

[Jome]

It may seem pathetic, but I have a feeling they used a certain sarcastic distance to the expressions..

[mrtonguetwista]

This "dictionary" is aimed at the suburban wiggers like in my avatar. "Yo,yo, yo.....my momz is a lawyer and my dad is a doctor, but we illin' and holdin' it down for da streetz.....YA HEARD!!"

[mauzip]

what up my niggaz fo shizzle izzle my broshizzle

[Lincoln]

playa (play-uh) - noun - A charming ladies' man or Casanova; also, one who lives a luxurious or affluent lifestyle. "Former President Bill Clinton is a true playa."

as true as this is, most of the this dictionary is bullshit like. reminds me of the suburbs i live in

[UDollar A.K.A Nino]

That was mad fun, you bet.... I mean fo hizzle dizzle slizzle kaapizzle....