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Re: the Bible...
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2002, 10:03:47 AM »
Er, no, my point is that your point about Matthew, Mark, Luke and John "even with the help of God" is a bunch of horseshit.
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« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2002, 10:10:14 AM »
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Er, no, my point is that your point about Matthew, Mark, Luke and John "even with the help of God" is a bunch of horseshit.


if the Bible is supposed to reflect the thaughts of God, how come that 3 of the Bibles most important persons cant write it down correct... that doesnt make sense...
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Re: the Bible...
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2002, 10:22:36 AM »
For fucks sake

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were not there when Jesus died.  

They asked people what was written on the cross years after the incident and they got different responses that were similar.

It's like asking different people what a sign in a shop said after they came out the shop.  One says "Please do not smoke", another says "No smoking" and another "Don't smoke on the premises"

And how in the fuck is what is written on a cross "the thoughts of God"??????


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Re: the Bible...
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2002, 10:36:35 AM »
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For fucks sake

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were not there when Jesus died.  

They asked people what was written on the cross years after the incident and they got different responses that were similar.

It's like asking different people what a sign in a shop said after they came out the shop.  One says "Please do not smoke", another says "No smoking" and another "Don't smoke on the premises"

And how in the fuck is what is written on a cross "the thoughts of God"??????


so since the Bible is written by regular guys with no help from God, the content may be incorrect... ??
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Re: the Bible...
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2002, 10:38:35 AM »
Maybe
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« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2002, 10:45:22 AM »
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Maybe


hm....

not "maby"... rather "definatly"....


but ok... in that case thing are clear...
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Re: the Bible...
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2002, 10:47:59 AM »
Who wrote the Qu'ran?
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Re: the Bible...
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2002, 10:48:00 AM »
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!  :o


Lemme be the Jew to step in here.....

We (Jews) believe that GOD gave Moses the 10 commandments on Mt. Sinai and the Bible was written by the Rabbis with the 10 commanments as a source of GOD of influence of GOD (btw...the 10 commandments are in the Bible).

But u should understand that the Rabbis (back in the day) were considered to be the smartest people in the land!

~~When I say Bible, im talking about the Old Testemant~~
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Re: the Bible...
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2002, 10:52:17 AM »
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so since the Bible is written by regular guys with no help from God, the content may be incorrect... ??


not 'may be' -  it is ;)

its accepted that the testimony of the disciples is flawed. the importance is that these works exist at all, and show how these people percieved the events around them.

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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2002, 10:55:38 AM »
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~~When I say Bible, im talking about the Old Testemant~~


of course, because jews dont recognise the new testament.

the flawed works we were just talking about ;)
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Re: the Bible...
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2002, 10:57:18 AM »
A lot of the Old Teastament is plain stupid

Adam and Eve etc

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Re: the Bible...
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2002, 10:57:20 AM »
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Who wrote the Qu'ran?


Qu'ran is the words of God... you may search for contradictions there if you want
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« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2002, 10:58:24 AM »
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hm....

not "maby"... rather "definatly"....


but ok... in that case thing are clear...


I beg to differ because the Gospel books are all pretty much identical. Some books go into more details about different parts of Christ's life. The Bible has been proven to be historically accurate and its pretty hard for men to lie.

I think you trippin over three or four grammatical errors or words is absolutely ridiculous.
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Re: the Bible...
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2002, 10:59:11 AM »
Who penned his words for him?
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Re: the Bible...
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2002, 11:01:12 AM »
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i got a couple question i want cleared out... and like always: all beef gets ignored...

who came up with the name "Bible", because theres no place in the book its name have been written... so its obviously a human that made up the name... and now when the Bible IS a holy book... how come that God didnt give it a name?



- the word bible is derived from "biblios", the Greek word for book.
- Yes, it was written by man.
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