Arrest yourself online !!

[Jome]

Something for you, Seer..  

http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm

[Don Seer]

haha.. they didnt charge me... i'm a free man again now

[Jome]

Enter your plea:
Guilty
Not guilty
No contest
Too drunk to pick

Read the following statement aloud:

"I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself. If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time."

WAIVER:

Do I understand each of these rights I have just read to myself?
Yes
No

Having these rights in mind, do I wish to talk to myself now?
Yes
No
(If YES to both, use the space below for your full confession
or other statement you may wish to make.)

Memorize the following rules:

   1.

      Do not leave your house. If you are not home now, go home immediately.
       
   2.

      Put any firearms or other potential weapons out of reach.
       
   3.

      Remove your belt and shoelaces.
       
   4.

      If others are present in your house, send them away. You may, however, talk to yourself.
       
   5.

      You are not to allow yourself any visitors.
       
   6.

      Conjugal visits are not permitted.
       
   7.

      Consumption of alcohol or use of any other non-prescription drugs is not permitted.
   8.

      Do not try to escape from your home.
       
   9.

      If you do attempt an escape, use all reasonable force to stop yourself.
       
  10.

      Report any escape attempts promptly, by phone, to the local police.
       
  11.

      Do not disturb any evidence present in your home.
       
  12.

      Remain in your home until the police arrive.

The small patch below contains a remarkable offshoot of military technology:  An entire miniature Bible, produced by laser microprinting.  Place your left hand on the spot and raise your right hand and say "I swear that all of the information I have given on this form is true, so help me, God."

XXXXX
XXXXX <---- (Bible)
XXXXX
XXXXX

LoL, funny shit..  

[white Boy]

taht button at the bottom wont load, i wana print it out and give to my mom

[West C. Connected]

It's an official police site?

[Mick a/k/a Mickaveli_#1]

What did you do seer? Rob a bank? Look we'll donate through paypal!!