Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said

[Suga Foot]

My brother and I were working long hours on a job a few months back.  We worked like a month straight.  He was complaining that he had to work "every day in a row".  lol

[eS El Duque]

there is a dumbass motherfucker in my cisco co-op...during one of the blocks, the office applications group (pretty much for dumb people) started to debate about gays and if they should get married.

His arguement was...gays should all be killed and don't deserve to be even equal to us.

then his friend asked him if he watches lesbian porn and if it turns him on...he said "yes...but they're not gays...they're lesbains!"

that shit had me laughing for a good hour

[Floydness]

WOW okay, ive had some guy ask if  Jewish was a country... (i really wanted to sock him) lolol. Ive also heard somebody say that JFK was alive but hes just hiding in a cave along with Tupac, Biggie and Elvis (this dude was dead serious btw). People these days..

[Throwback]

Ive also heard somebody say that JFK was alive but hes just hiding in a cave along with Tupac, Biggie and Elvis (this dude was dead serious btw).

ROFL they should put that guy in a Psychiatric Institution.. in a few months he prob starts thinkin hes Napoleon and that he can fly high in the sky with the dolphins..

[JTSimon]

alright man...i hate when i bring an asian chick over for dinner and she starts poking at my dog & cats with a fork...

 

[Don Breezio]

there is a dumbass motherfucker in my cisco co-op...during one of the blocks, the office applications group (pretty much for dumb people) started to debate about gays and if they should get married.

His arguement was...gays should all be killed and don't deserve to be even equal to us.

then his friend asked him if he watches lesbian porn and if it turns him on...he said "yes...but they're not gays...they're lesbains!"

that shit had me laughing for a good hour

yeah this girl at my work feels that way...shes like "its not right a dick should only go in 1 hole"....of course we turned around to her and said "hey rachelle...when was the last time you sucked justin's dick?"  

[eS El Duque]

i heard some dumb shit yesterday  ...me my friend shemeel and this dude named rizz (some ppl call him jizz) all went to the pizza store to get a slice of pizza. Rizz and Shemeel they're both MUSLIM (if you don't know what muslim can and cannot eat this ain't that funny)

Rizz and shemeel both asked for pepperoni pizza...but the pizza store was out. They only had ham N pinapple and veggie slices left. so the rizz kid said "fuck it, lets just go"....shemeel asked him if wanted ham pinapple instead...rizz said "hell no man..ham comes from pig...we can't eat pigs dumbass!"


^^hehe...Rizz has been eating pepperoni pizza all his life

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

i heard some dumb shit yesterday  ...me my friend shemeel and this dude named rizz (some ppl call him jizz) all went to the pizza store to get a slice of pizza. Rizz and Shemeel they're both MUSLIM (if you don't know what muslim can and cannot eat this ain't that funny)

Rizz and shemeel both asked for pepperoni pizza...but the pizza store was out. They only had ham N pinapple and veggie slices left. so the rizz kid said "fuck it, lets just go"....shemeel asked him if wanted ham pinapple instead...rizz said "hell no man..ham comes from pig...we can't eat pigs dumbass!"


^^hehe...Rizz has been eating pepperoni pizza all his life

LoL, what a dumbass...

[D-ReK]

my friends girlfriend asked, "do all baseball players where hats? or duz only the pitcher?"hahahaha
shes one of the dumbest people ive ever met, shes also put her shoes on the wrong feet, tied them, and started walking b4 she noticed...its a good thing shes hot

my friend(the one whos girlfriend that is) asked if gandhi was indian

haha they kinda fit together

[pinche juan]

ive had someone ask me how much is the extra minutes if they go over on a prepaid phone.

[Don Breezio]

ive had someone ask me how much is the extra minutes if they go over on a prepaid phone.

lol my friend kelly who works at the radio shack 1 town over was selling a vx6000 to an old lady and the lady asked her where the film went lol

today i was trying to sell a stereo reciever to a guy and he told me he wanted it with no wattage...i almost shit my pants...i was like "good luck w/ that buddy!" lol

[pinche juan]

you can hear alot of stupid questions at radio shack on any given day

[Floydness]

ok so today i went to the mall with 3 of my friends and 1 of them (his name is ben) is the biggest dumbass EVER, so yeah first off he asked me if a pussy has 3 holes! Then while we were walking through the mall, i put my hood one (i was wearing a white hoodie) and hes like "NOOO! take the hood off!! that represents the KKK!!!" will someone please put my friend Ben out of his misery?

[pinche juan]

phone rings and i pick up,

me : thank you for calling radio shack this is carlos speaking, how can i help you?

person on the phone : is this radio shack?

[Don Breezio]

phone rings and i pick up,

me : thank you for calling radio shack this is carlos speaking, how can i help you?

person on the phone : is this radio shack?

lol i get that everyday...one time i was kinda pissed off cuz this lady like bitched me out almost...this is what happened:

me: thankyou for calling radio shack, this is luke, how can i help you?

lady: what?

me: i said thankyou for calling radio shack, this is luke, how can i help you?

lady: well you should take louder and slower!

i was thinkin...well lady...first you sound like your fucking 90, second of all if i got any louder i'd be yelling, third if you want me to talk any slower your fucking retarded.

sometimes customers piss me off.