Please God let me die like my grandfather

[dexter]

Drunk and asleep
not kicking and screaming like his passengers.

[R-Tistic]

[platinumk777]

his grandfather was driving drunk, and fell asleep behind the wheel, hence the screaming of the passengers

[Hatesrats™]

I wanna die 9/'12 deep in some pussy...
(Half my age If possible....lol)

Trainer....
Hatesrats 2oooIV

[MANBEARPIG.]

that some sad shit.

[Don Breezio]

yeah that shit really wasnt funny

[dEUz7KLEnZr]

this post is emotional.

[bez]

LMAO..that was funny

[Trauma-san]

Drunk and asleep
not kicking and screaming like his passengers.

LOL... it's an old joke, but still funny.  

[Trauma-san]

I got a similar one, but it's long.

O.K., this redneck (me if you're a hater, I don't give a fuck) was going to get his license to drive, and he's going to take the verbal exam.

Examiner: Alright, Mr. Parnell, I've just got a few questions for you, and then we'll be all done here.

Redneck: Alrighty, I sure am ankious...

Examiner: O.K., lets say that you're driving down the street, and you see the light ahead of you turns yellow; you're approximately 400 yards away; what do you do?

Redneck: Well, I Rekon I'd hit dem brakes and slow down a bit, don wanna hurt nobody!

Examiner:... O.K., I think that's right.  You'd of course slow down and stop for the light.  Alright, now, lets say you get to a stoplight, and you see a firetruck coming up behind you with it's lights on.  What do you do?

Redneck: Well, an I don't usully do dis, but I rekon in that predic'mnt, Sir, I'd have to make a judgmn't call, and maybe jus get on over out the way, but you know sometimes you gotta push out inta the 'section a lil' bit to get away, they gots to get around ya

Examiner: ... Yes, I see.  Yeah, you're correct, again.  You'd need to move out of the way, immediately, even if it meant pulling into the intersection carefully.  Now, one last question, Mr. Parnell, and we're done with this portion.  Now, lets say, you're driving down a hill, with your family in the car, coming back from vacation.  You suddenly see a car pull out in front of you, at the bottom of the hill.  You try and slow down, but your foot brake isn't functioning properly.  What would you do, Mr. Parnell?

Redneck:... Hmmm... That's a tuff 'un.  I rekon I'd wake cindy-lu up.

Examiner: Cindy-Lou?  Who is she?

Redneck: That's my wife, she's always sleepin' when we're comin' bak from the mountn's, and she's never seen a real bad wreck before....  

[bez]

WHAT A FUCKING GAY JOKE, wasn't funny in the slightest.

GGGGGG-GIMP UNIT

[Doggystylin]

i dont get traumas joke

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

i dont get traumas joke

I get it, but it's not even close to being funny...

[JTSimon]

i dont get traumas joke

I get it, but it's not even close to being funny...

You can say that again.

[Neji Huga]

i dont get traumas joke

I get it, but it's not even close to being funny...

You can say that again.