It's May 28, 2024, 06:33:33 AM
"Hey Bob, how's it going""Good, how are you?""Good"It's never true, but if Bob went "Man, my back hurts, breakfast was pretty good today, but I think i'm going to have to work late. Mary's got a doctors appointment, and Jamie's having all kids of trouble in her math class"You'd think he was crazy. We ask people how they are, but don't really give a shit.
People always point at their watches when they ask the time.Do I have to point at my dick when I ask where the bathroom is?....I got that from a site a long time ago lol
Quote from: D.R. The Converse Superstar (D-Metro) on March 30, 2004, 12:07:15 PMPeople always point at their watches when they ask the time.Do I have to point at my dick when I ask where the bathroom is?....I got that from a site a long time ago lolyeah i think that was part of an old stand up routine by andrew dice clay (if i remember correctly)...i laughed my ass off the first time i heard that.
oh, here's another one...you're at home and someone is looking for the remote control for the tv...They then say...and I quote...."Someone Jacked the damn tv remote"yeah ok...someone came into the house and jacked the remote control for the tv, but passed on the jewelry and money....
Quote from: Krimson on March 30, 2004, 12:32:41 PMoh, here's another one...you're at home and someone is looking for the remote control for the tv...They then say...and I quote...."Someone Jacked the damn tv remote"yeah ok...someone came into the house and jacked the remote control for the tv, but passed on the jewelry and money.... You must have a retarded family, because I've never known anyone who claimed someone "jacked their remote"...
"Where the FUCK is it?" So, you're really saying, i guess "Where the sex is it?"Doesn't make any sense, but it sounds right. I think we just pepper them in because it draws attention to the question and is kind of used as a modifyer for the subject, to make it more important.