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BIG ASS SPIDER
« on: April 08, 2004, 12:30:39 PM »
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Oh yah, don't forget to mention they have a land speed of about 12 MPH with those long legs, and their eyes focus on things that move quickly, so if you run away from one, you'd better be an all-star sprinter or it'll not only chase you, but it will catch you and run up your back and latch on with those jaws.

They also like shade, so if you see one outside, they will often follow you around to stay in your shadow. That's why most people decide to run away from them.

 

Woodrow

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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2004, 12:35:23 PM »
My friend was telling me about these!

He's in Iraq right now and I guess they run around and jump on bottoms of camels cause they HATE the sun. They'll also chase you like you posted up!

Here's a pic of 2 of them from Iraq...



He said they'd catch one, then catch a scorpion and watch them duke it out. These things would always win
 

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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2004, 12:37:56 PM »
Holy Shit!  I would hate to wake up with one of these crawling on me!  Are they poisonous?
 

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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2004, 12:44:57 PM »
He said they aren't, but they eat insects, small birds, and lizards...

It's not really a spider either, it's called a "solifugid" I guess...

Here's a video of one:
http://www.ecologicproductions.com/video_projects/TSCK/endangered/TSCK_spider.html

One of the best stories he told me was when he was walking from his radar station back to barracks and he coulda swore the spider  was stalking him. It'd wait in the tents shadow, and then run after him, then scatter off to another shadow. Then run after him again. Followed him all the way around the base. Then he killed it.
 

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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2004, 12:45:55 PM »
 

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Re:BIG ASS SPIDER
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2004, 12:46:54 PM »
They ain't poisonous, just like to munch on you. If you go to the fourth page on Noon's link, you'll find a movie of one feeding. Nice! Thank fuck we don't have shit like that in Britian.
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2004, 12:47:23 PM »
 :o :o
 

Don Seer

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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2004, 12:59:06 PM »
ewwwww!!
 

mrtonguetwista

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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2004, 02:21:35 PM »
Damn.....that thing look like it would kick my python's ass. :o

 

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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2004, 02:57:45 PM »
i would squeez that thing if it came on me then snap its neck
 

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Re:BIG ASS SPIDER
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2004, 02:58:24 PM »
i'd hate to have one of them mahfuckas on me..*cringes*..Them things would hurt if they bit you
 

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Re:BIG ASS SPIDER
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2004, 06:06:30 PM »
fuckin ey man dat shit is one huge ugly muthafucka i want one as a pet throw it in my history teachers classroom
 

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Re:BIG ASS SPIDER
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2004, 02:37:00 AM »
i would squeez that thing if it came on me then snap its neck

Arachnidans don't have a neck if I'm not mistaken....and I see no point in killing them,just because they look nasty.
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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2004, 08:26:09 AM »
i would squeez that thing if it came on me then snap its neck

Arachnidans don't have a neck if I'm not mistaken....and I see no point in killing them,just because they look nasty.
I don't think people want to kill 'em cause they look nasty, I think they want to kill 'em cause they just took a chunk out of their ass...lol

 

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Re:BIG ASS SPIDER
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2004, 09:23:59 AM »
Id probably scream like a little bitch if I saw one of them
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