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couple of racist jokes
« on: July 27, 2004, 10:03:30 PM »
what do you call a bunch of ethiopians holding up a bar?
a comb!

what do you call a bunch of ethiopians standing in line?
a bar code!

what do you say when you see your tv floating in the dark?
Drop it you fucking nigger!lol

why do asians have such small eyes?
because of all the years squinting to find their dicks

what do you call 6 black people in a barn
used farm equipment

Farmers
Used to
Buy
Us
 

Machiavelli

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2004, 10:10:05 PM »
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why do asians have such small eyes?
because of all the years squinting to find their dicks

hahahha
« Last Edit: July 27, 2004, 10:11:58 PM by Machiavelli »
 

Slayer

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2004, 10:29:44 PM »
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why do asians have such small eyes?
because of all the years squinting to find their dicks

hahahha
true

what sound does a motorcycle make or a chainsaw ;D
run nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
 

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2004, 10:38:14 PM »
lol damn funny shit

why do mexican people have tamales during christmas?
so they have something too unwrap


 

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2004, 10:42:34 PM »
lol damn funny shit

why do mexican people have tamales during christmas?
so they have something too unwrap



lol
 

Slayer

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2004, 10:43:04 PM »
kinda hard to come up with redneck jokes
 

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2004, 10:45:40 PM »
How come mexico doesnt have a airforce?
 Beacuse cardboard doesnt fly!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
 

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2004, 10:49:40 PM »
got this from somewhere
Jewish guy: I'm having a hard time concentrating
Dude: Then go to concentration camp
Jewish guy: Hey! thats not funny, my grandpa died in concentration camp
Dude: So did mine
Jewish guy: he did?
Dude: Yeah, He fell off the watchtower
 

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2004, 10:51:09 PM »
Why did the black guy cross the road?
He didnt, a car hit him halfway. LOL poor black people

Why did the white guy cross the road?
He didnt either, he was in the car.

Why did the mexican cross the road?
To steal the car when the white guy got out
 

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2004, 10:51:56 PM »
Why do black people always have sex on their minds?

Cause they have pubes on their heads!
 

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2004, 11:09:07 PM »


why do asians have such small eyes?
because of all the years squinting to find their dicks

LMAO


come up with some puerto rican jokes...
 

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2004, 11:17:30 PM »


come up with some puerto rican jokes...

nah man puerto ricans are cool man..They are the best fighters
 

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2004, 11:21:17 PM »


come up with some puerto rican jokes...

nah man puerto ricans are cool man..They are the best fighters

fuck no fuck a puerto rican

mexicans can kick puerto ricans ass's any day....

where do u get off there the best fighters?
 

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2004, 11:25:33 PM »


fuck no fuck a puerto rican

mexicans can kick puerto ricans ass's any day....

where do u get off there the best fighters?

Mexicans are good to..but Puerto Ricans man, they fight till they die. Those are some nasty mutherfuckers.

I used to live in Lower East Side  Manhattan and those puerto ricans would fuck people up bad. Thats where i got it from
 

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Re: couple of racist jokes
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2004, 11:46:00 PM »


fuck no fuck a puerto rican

mexicans can kick puerto ricans ass's any day....

where do u get off there the best fighters?

Mexicans are good to..but Puerto Ricans man, they fight till they die. Those are some nasty mutherfuckers.

I used to live in Lower East Side  Manhattan and those puerto ricans would fuck people up bad. Thats where i got it from

naw there good fighters everywhere its not just a race....

but De La Hoya whooped Trinadad fuck what the judges said.... i saw the damn HBO special >:( ;D