MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!

[Que (signing off)]

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Watch this motherfucker!

[Jome]

LMAO

All the pieces come together now: 

<mauzip> i fucking hate the police
<mauzip> today they arrested me because i was "too cool"
<mauzip> those bastards!
<ExZit> lol, fo real?
<mauzip> yeah
<mauzip> but i escaped
<J0me> yeah right
<J0me> lol
<ExZit> tell us more mauz!
<mauzip> ok
<mauzip> well, it was 11am this morning
<mauzip> and suddenly the police grabbed me by my arms and said: "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!"
<mauzip> so i said
<mauzip> "calm down bitch, you might explode"
<ExZit> lol
<mauzip> anyway
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<mauzip> they said i looked too fly
<mauzip> that i was too cool
<mauzip> and that i was breaking the law because according to him everybody felt miserable because i was way cooler than them
<ExZit> i cant belive it
<mauzip> anyway
<mauzip> i grabed my .9
<mauzip> gunned down everyone i saw at the police station
<mauzip> made it look like some officer killed everyone and killed himself also
<mauzip> and i walked away
<mauzip> that's it
<mauzip> do you have any more questions?
<ExZit> haha
<ExZit> i got one more question..
<mauzip> ok ask
<J0me> sounds like a Steven Seagal movie
<ExZit> lol
<ExZit> mauz, r u lyin to me?
<mauzip> no, this really happened

[Que (signing off)]

Good post Jome. . .

Mauzip was then reported to have exited the dressing room wearing high heel shoes, women's thong underwear and matching bra along with a dress wrapped around his head as a hat.

[white Boy]

lol

[davida.b.]

When asked by the manager to leave the store, Mauzip squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

OMG ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Mauzip you dirty bastard you LOL.

[Da WCC Hopar!]

LMFFFFFFFFAAAOOOO AT THE WHOLE THING MAN

[Sikx]

lmfao funniest thing ever to read;D

[Sikotic™]

TOLD Y'ALL 

[eS El Duque]

"Mauzip allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. "

New name: Princess 

[Gangstauu]

for how long he goes behind bars?
If they catch him

[Gangstauu]

props que, im laughing out loud

[f0n|{sta]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[CRAFTY]

 

[Smoke]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[davida.b.]

Anyone notice how Mauzip hasn't posted in this thread yet? LOL he's probably too scared to look.