VMA (Video Music Awards)

[mrtonguetwista]

With all the Dave Chapelle commercials...I could've sworn he was hosting the event down in MIAMI.

[Montana00]

i was just going to post this. Ive been watching for an hour and no dave chappelle. On one of the commercials he said something like

Theyve always had black hosts, and theyve used chris rock too much. There asking me now, but ive always been funny.

I could have sworn he was hosting!!!!

and i really wanted him to.

[DAYUM]

will smith is fucking gay...

[Sikotic™]

I want Alicia Keys and her pussy

[mrtonguetwista]

@ AG: agree

@Rampant:  Yea..commercial was like why didnt they ask me in 97 to host.  Couldnt get Chris Rock or another black guy to host.

MTV is waaaay gay.  I wish it was like back in the day when they actually played music videos.

[mrtonguetwista]

9:15 pm he shows up...wtf

[Sikotic™]

They really needed a host to carry this year's show. The performances so far were pathetic, even Kanye was mediocre this time.

The only thing that could save this show is if Jessica Simpson gets naked.

[Montana00]

If you think about it the awards show were never spectacular, but there were a few things i always looked forward to.

1) Black hosts (usually have a comedy sketch at the beginning, chris rock did it awesome)
2) Those videos they usually do at the beginning that spoof stuff.
3) the women

This years vmas is basically a sausage fest.

The only thing that could save this show is if Jessica Simpson gets naked.

Now that would be awesome.

[Sikotic™]

And damn, Petey Pablo's performance was just terrible. His recorded voice was out rapping him.

[Montana00]

well she didnt get naked. MTV has reached an all time low.

[Sikotic™]

Neither did Queen Latifah

[mrtonguetwista]

neither did Chaka Chan

[Montana00]

Words cannot express what i just witnessed.

Christina Whorgulera and nelly....wtf?


edit: Yeah tom ill be sure to remember that lol

[pappy]

this sucks an how dare nelly an the crack whore disrace a classic curtis mayfield track.  BTW rumor has it brittney is marrying her man whore on stage tonight.  dunno how tru it is but remember who told you lol.

[Sikotic™]

Why does Puffy still have that stupid ass wanna-be Mr. T mohawk? And why does it remind me of Starvin' Marvin?