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Masturbating is great. Seriously, it is! Think about it.
« on: September 23, 2004, 02:21:01 PM »
it seems like everything in life has a negative side to it.. or a side effect...

if u eat too much u get fat
if u sleep too much u get lazy
if u drink too much u a alkoholic
if u smoke too much u die

etc etc etc

even sex, its usually followed by some kind of drama.. and frst u gotta find some1 to have sex wit etc etc etc.


now masterbating, is perfect. no side effects. u can do it whenever u want, several times a day, until either ur dick or ur right (or left) arm gives in.

who's with me???
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2004, 02:27:31 PM »
ima sue playboy, they gave me carpal tunnel syndrome
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2004, 02:28:28 PM »
i think hes got a point

:masturbates:
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2004, 02:31:07 PM »
masturbating >>>>>>>>> your favorite hobby
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2004, 03:08:51 PM »
^no.. id listen to music over masturbating.. id drive over masturbating
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2004, 03:15:49 PM »
please white boy your dick is about as long as my pinky thats why your ass can't masterbate.....

and yes I do

and I fantasize about riding a young man in handcuffs
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2004, 03:18:11 PM »
Quote from: white boy on September 23, 2004, 03:08:51 PM
^no.. id listen to music over masturbating.. id drive over masturbating

how bout driving while listening to music AND masturbating?
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2004, 03:25:33 PM »
Quote from: ruthlesssoljah on September 23, 2004, 03:15:49 PM
and I fantasize about riding a young man in handcuffs


AKA Manslaughter.
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2004, 03:29:32 PM »
NIK what do you fantasize about?
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2004, 03:30:31 PM »
doesnt it also relieve stress?
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2004, 03:31:15 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2004, 03:34:42 PM »
oh u r just the cutest little nik kitten
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2004, 03:41:53 PM »
^ bitch ur fuckin dumb and retarded... take some pills.. and put a gun in your mouth...
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2004, 03:45:19 PM »
Quote from: white boy on September 23, 2004, 03:41:53 PM
^ bitch ur fuckin dumb and retarded... take some pills.. and put a gun in your mouth...


LMFAO...Make those diet pills...You wanna fit in a casket, don't you?
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2004, 03:57:41 PM »
I'm down!

I'm off for a quick double knuckle shuffle buster!
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