It's May 31, 2024, 09:15:53 PM
I saw this on the news today. I wish the lion hadn't eaten yet that day
Damn, crazy fool!! That reminds me of that joke... A christian missionaire in Africa gets lost in the jungle and finds a Lion that jumps towards him, trying to eat him. He starts running away from the Lion, but the animal follows him getting closer and closer. Then, the guy arrives to a cliff, there's no escape, it's either jumping off or facing the Lion behind him. He turns around and gets down on his knees and says "God, please make this Lion have Christian feelings..." Then the Lion stops, gets down on his knees and says:" God, please bless this food I'm about to eat...".(here's where you laugh).I know, I know, I'm not too good at telling jokes in spanish...let alone in english.