Author Topic: FINALLY (Read 88 times)

Thirteen · « **on:** December 19, 2004, 12:52:51 PM »

i knew the day would come when i found it and i finally did

an auction for a human soul

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5543595816&rd=1

Sikotic™ · « **Reply #1 on:** December 19, 2004, 12:54:04 PM »

I'm loving the actual photo of the soul

Kill · « **Reply #2 on:** December 19, 2004, 01:15:18 PM »

^^ word. plus this really convinced me:

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Many of you may ask why you would want to buy a new soul, here's some reasons:

Great for Parties: The purchase of a free spirit soul can keep your next get together going all night.

Replace Your Lost Soul: Are you a lost soul, going through life with no direction? On SoulSale you can purchase a new soul that will replace your lost one and get you back on track.

Makes a Great Gift: Who couldn't use an extra soul, just in case. Life is full of twists and turns and you never know what tomorrow will bring. Having an extra soul might just allow a friend or loved one to sleep a little better at night.

Winner will get a teddy bear that my soul will be put in for comfortable traveling through the mail system. They will also get a contract stating that they now own the soul to do with as they please.

man, i'm gettin myself a new soul, a haunted computer and some alien bacteria. Not a bad week