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Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« on: March 07, 2005, 06:05:34 AM »
If your index finger is longer than your ring finger you're a future wife beater  :-\ <<<joking,, read the correct way below

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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2005, 06:16:12 AM »
me no beat the women dem
 

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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2005, 06:30:29 AM »
mine are about even...so i guess i'm borderline
 

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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2005, 06:32:48 AM »
me no beat the women dem

Yeah you do, I had it the other way around  ;D

Scientists have known for more than a century that the finger-length ratio differs between men and women. Recently, scientists found a connection between finger lengths and the amount of testosterone that a fetus was exposed to in the womb: the shorter the index finger relative to the ring finger, the higher the amount of prenatal testosterone.

http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/050203_finger_length.html

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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2005, 06:36:42 AM »
I guess the bitch gets triplets if I ever fuck up
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2005, 06:53:40 AM »
me no beat the women dem

Yeah you do, I had it the other way around  ;D

Scientists have known for more than a century that the finger-length ratio differs between men and women. Recently, scientists found a connection between finger lengths and the amount of testosterone that a fetus was exposed to in the womb: the shorter the index finger relative to the ring finger, the higher the amount of prenatal testosterone.

http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/050203_finger_length.html

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ya i was watching this show on discovery channel where this scientist predicts the winner of a 100m sprint just by measuring the sprinters' fingers....crazy shit



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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2005, 07:32:19 AM »
bah!
nonsense
 

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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2005, 03:11:20 PM »
mine are about even...so i guess i'm borderline
same here
 

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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2005, 03:11:50 PM »
on my right hand my index is ling as fuck and my ring finger is like a pinky
on my left hand my ring finger is long as fuck and my index is like a pinky
so i guess i will beat her the fuck up with my right hand cuz my left hand is caressing my other bitch...my beer
 

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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2005, 03:17:18 PM »
on my right hand my index is ling as fuck and my ring finger is like a pinky
on my left hand my ring finger is long as fuck and my index is like a pinky
so i guess i will beat her the fuck up with my right hand cuz my left hand is caressing my other bitch...my beer
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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2005, 04:33:45 PM »
i don't have to take any tests to know that i'll never beat my wife. maybe slap if she really deserves it, but i'd never beat my wife, or any woman for that matter
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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2005, 04:47:22 PM »
My index finger is kind of crooked. It's kind of pointing towards my middle finger. So I don't know. It looks shorter, but it's the same length as my ring finger.
 

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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2005, 04:59:51 PM »
If your index finger is longer than your ring finger you're a future wife beater  :-\ read more below

Mine aint. Anyway i've read an American University said that women with the ring finger longer than the middle finger are the ones who cant park a car the right way. I'm not joking, it's real. Check your mama's or girlfriend's ring finger if you give them your car, lmao.
 

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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2005, 08:30:13 PM »
i don't have to take any tests to know that i'll never beat my wife. maybe slap if she really deserves it, but i'd never beat my wife, or any woman for that matter

LMAO

i aint no woman beater...
 

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Re: Are you a future wife beater? [Test]
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2005, 03:30:21 AM »
index is slightly longer, i´m a nice guy 8)