It's June 10, 2024, 06:33:59 AM
hence the small head
There is a good looking guy that always walks around the beach. The thing is, he has an incredibly small head. One day someone runs up to him and says, "Damn it! It's been bothering us all. Why is your head so small?" The small-headed guy says, "Well I met this magical mermaid a while back that granted me three wishes. I asked for more money than I could spend, and a body that attracts all the ladies. For my last wish I asked her to sleep with me." "I can't, I'm a mermaid, there is no possible way." She replied. So I said, "How bout a lil' head?"